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WISHES

There are two statues in a park; one of a 
nude man and one of a nude woman. 

They had been facing each other across 
a pathway for a hundred years, when one 
day an angel comes down from the sky and, 
with a single gesture, brings the two to life. 

The angel tells them, "As a reward for being 
so patient through a hundred blazing summers 
and dismal winters, you have been given life 
for thirty minutes to do what you've wished 
to do the most." 

He looks at her, she looks at him, and 
they go running behind the shrubbery. 

The angel waits patiently as the bushes 
rustle and giggling ensues. 

After fifteen minutes, the two return, 
out of breath and laughing. 

The angel tells them, 
"Um, you have fifteen minutes left." 

"Shall we do it again?" he asks her 
"Shall we?" She eagerly replies, 
"Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. 
This time, I'll hold the pigeon down, 
and you shit on its head."