YAHOO ¦  Yahoo Email ¦  Yahoo Group                                                                                      ¦  HOME ¦ FEEDBACK ¦ About me

LAUGH LAUGH JOKES R ON ROCK

A Man is talking to God:
Man: "Is it true that one second for you is 100 million years on
earth"
God: "Yes, my son"
Man: "Is it true that one cent for you is 100 million dollars on
earth"
God: "Yes, my son"
Man: "Then please give me one cent of yours...."
God: "One second dear..."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sardar jokes....:)
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
2 sardar talking during diwali
1st: Jab phatake phut te hai to pahle light dhekhai deti hai phir awaz, aisa kyon ?
2nd: Kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan piche
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how she managed to call one in particular
She replied: That's easy. I call them by their surname !
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui
dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gayee
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How do you fit 30 marwadis in a Maruti 800 ?
Throw a 100 rupee note inside
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugar box.
Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode
Again he comes and does the same stuff.
Wife asks : Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

SHE TAKES OFF HIS PANTS AND GENTLY WHISPERS:
MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN.....
HE SMILES, THROWS HIS PANTS TOWARDS HER & SAYS ....go .. wash.. it...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

hey! a resent studi haz chown tht ppl woo r amasing in bed r vary baad ad spalling.......

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Woman needs a time, a mood, a reason, an atmosphere for having sex.

Man only need a place.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~