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LAUGH LAUGH NON VEG JOKES R ON ROCK

One day guy called and asked :

Is it 221714??

Lady replied: Hindi mein bolo!!!

Guy asked: Do Do Sath Choda......

Lady replied: no yeh hai teen teen sath choda....

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Secret of long life...

morning 2 eggs, evening 2 pegs and night between two legs.

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Fudu hai woh log jo muth ko muth kehte hai...

Yeh to wo aansoo hai jo pussy ki judai me behte hai.....

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How to activate your prepaid sex card?

Scratch the panty, press thenipple, insert penis, a sound will confirm "UR SEX CARD HAS BEEN ACTIVATED".

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Stil a virgin bcoz NO-KIA, y no kia? bcoz no ERREC-SON, y no errec son? bcoz no SIE-MENS, y

bcoz no MOTA_LOLA so looking 4 a RE-ALLIANCE!!!!.

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Maine pucha chaand se ki dekha hai kahien mere yaar sa haseen
Chaand ne kaha bhonsri ke itne upper se ghanta dikhaie deta hai?
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TV serials

When women opens bra----DESK MEIN NIKALA HOGA CHAND
When opens panty--------KHULJA SIM SIM
When have sex-----------KYA MASTI KYA DHUM
After sex---------------KAMJOR KADI KAUN.
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Teri ik ada kafi hai dil ko jalene ke liye,

Salle itni badi paint pehnta hai ek choti si cheez chupane ke liye.

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Y gals r best car...

1.Soft interior.
2.Self lubricating
3.Can adjust anysize of piston.
4.Start with afinger.
5.Lastly ride is very relaxing.
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   Jaya Bachan SHOLAY mein itni udaas kyun rehti thi..y y y y y y
          Kyunki THAKUR ki gaand usey hi dhoni padti thi.

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BUS..........male or female?

In a classroom with young kids (5-7yrs), there was genius boy (Bablu)
and smart one (Pappu).They both start discussing a doubt with teacher
which goes something like this:

Bablu: Teacher, teacher! Is Bus male or female?

Teacher: Thinking .......

Pappu: Teacher, teacher! It is female

Bablu: Kyon?

Pappu: Kyon ki sab log uspe chadte hain.

Teacher is pareshan. While Bablu gets in doubt.

Bablu: Agar bus female hai aur sab uspe chadte hain to uske bacche kyon
nahin hote? Teacher is more pareshan.

Pappu: Kyon ki sab us par peeche se chadte hain.

Teacher is now hiding her face. Bablu gets into another doubt.

Bablu: Maana sabhi peeche se chadte hain, but driver aur conductor to
aagay se chadte hain. Phir bachche kyon nahin hote?

Teacher is sweating as it is getting too much to handle.

Pappu replies: Kyon ki woh dono topi pehanke chadte hain.

Teacher faints !!!!!!!
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What is lightest thing in the world?

answer-A PENIS..even a thought can raise it.

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7 nude mem standing in a row facing 1 nude sexy babe.seeing them a guy asked

 r u all advertising 4 a condom.they replied--no,for 7 up.

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Usne kaha AADAAB AADAAB
jab daba diye to rone lagi

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Gal :Dr, my boobs are hard & aching
Dr :Let me c,feels them & makes faces
Gal :Dr,is it bad?
Dr :not only bad, its contagious !now my dick is hard & aching.

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An old man consults his doc,Wat's the recommended sexual position 4 my age doc?
Doc :Doggy style
Man :u mean rear entry?
Doc :no, just sniff n lick.

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Define mastburation in 5 words.

For married guy->Sex with someone I love.

For bachelor     -> Moment 2 feel like heaven.

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CLASSIFICATION OF PUSSY:
AGE 16-18 SEALED BRAND NEW
AGE 19-25 IN USE
AGE 26-40 OVER RUSHED
AGE 41-45 CLOSED FOR RENOVATION
AGE 46 & ABOVE CONDEMNED FOR DEMOLITION

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WHY DO 99% OF GALS HAVE A SMALLER LEFT BREAST?
BCOZ 99% GUYS R RIGHT HANDED

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WHAT IS MAAL?
MALL IS MAAL,NOTHING BUT KHAL,MIDDLE MAN LAAL,SURROUNDED BY BAAL
,JO CHODE SO NIHAL,JO CHUDWAYEIN SO BEHAL , BOLO SASRIYA KAAL.

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IN A PARTY LADY WANTED TO GO TOILET SO SHE INQUIRED WITH A SARDAR

PAPEJI PESHAB KARNEKI JAGAH DIKHAO
SARDAR: OYE PEHLE TUM DIKHAO!

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GAL MARRIES A DOC,AFTER SEX ON 1ST NIGHT
SHE SAYS "DOC R U,ANAESTHETIST"
DOC:HOW DID U KNOW
SHE:KAB DALA KABNIKALA PATA NAHIN CHALA

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WHAT IS SIMILARITY B/W WALKING ON EDGE OF MOUNT EVEREST AND GETTING 
BLOW JOB FROM 85 YR OLD WOMEN?
WHATEVER U DO DON'T LOOK DOWN JUST ENJOY!

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NURSE WAS WALKING WITH 1 OF HER BOOBS HANGING OUT OF DRESS.
DOC SAW & QUESTION HER.
NURSE: THIS WARD BOYS NEVER KEEP ANYTHING IN PLACE AFTER USE

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HOW DO U EMBARRASS AN ARCHAEOLOGIST?

GIVE HIM A USED ''STAYFREE'' AND ASK HIM WHICH PERIOD IT CAME FROM.

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