So there was this party at my workplace, right? And at said workplace, the walls are adorned with Mexican decor, including chili peppers, maracas, and even a sombrero and a poncho. And at said party, one certain Kyle may or may not have donned said sombrero and said poncho, as well as a pair of said maracas. This is his story:

Greetings. I am Poncho Ninja. As you can see, I enjoy dancing and playing the maracas.

Ha! I am the villan! I have captured "the girl!"

Díos mío, he's fat.

Blarg! I am dead!

Aiaiaiaiaiaiai! Now for the fiesta!