In 2006, a 13 year-old Jack Hanke went to AskJeeves.com (now known as Ask.com) and decided to interview Jeeves, the result-retrieving bot, by typing his questions into the search bar and accepting the results as answers. Here is the interview in its entirety, reposted from Jack's original website

        Me: Hello, Jeeves. I�m here to interview you.
        Jeeves: Job Interview?
     
        M: Of course not. I just wanted to have a little chat.
        J: I just wanted to share why I became a Calvinist (Feel free to share!)
     
        M: That's nice...but I've always liked sharing, so here's some candy.
        J: I personally would go lingerie shopping, because I�ve always liked the feel ... for requesting�
     
         M: I think we�re getting a little off-topic now. What�s your favorite hobby?
        J: Too easy to cook for� The New Homemaker.
     
        M: Ah, so�ahem, you like to cook. I never would have guessed. Tell me more.
        J: But you never called me! So? So, I cook!
     
        M: I think you�re forgetting it�s me you�re talking to.
        J: I think you�re forgetting that it was 1972, times were different back then.
     
        M: Well DUH, of course it was 1972. But it isn�t now, and I was under the impression that it was currently the present.
        J: Adrian�s Album Reviews: Led Zeppelin.
     
        M: Well, that�s in the past too, except for Corey. I have a feeling you�re living for better days, Jeeves.
        J: They�re everywhere, she said, a sick feeling creeping� I kind of started feeling sorry for him�
     
        M: Yeah, that�s right, they are everywhere. Crazy people these days� I feel sorry for you too, Jeeves�
        J: DRUGSTORE Lyrics�is lookin� outtta shape�
     
        M: I don�t remember hearing anything about �DRUGSTORE Lyrics��I think you�ve finally cracked, Jeeves�
        J: �and I knew them all quite intimately. I think I � plastic drugstore � I can�t remember where I heard � finally, a nickname? Off to�
     
        M: CURSE YOU, JEEVES! GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF!!!
        J: Shop for Get A Grip. Save 10% - 20% online at Target.com.
     
        M: *groans as mind denies such lunacy*
        J: Mind is a Myth/Chapter 3 There is no such thing as � is the same � -- it groans � Q: If you don�t mind, I would � Your thought structure denies the � cannot�
     
        M: Alright, Jeeves, I�ve had enough of this dratted interview. No level of boredom could be worse than this!
        J: I suppose that if I put enough work into � No, I�m not sharing the � advantage it has had was designing the new collar was pretty easy -�
     
        M: BYE, Jeeves!!!!!!!
        J: Ask Jeeves for Kids! � Kid can search the web in plain English! The fastest and easiest place for kids to find answers online-
     
        M: OH NO! You can�t seriously expose the CHILDREN to this insanity!!!
        J: Rate Blog � Bl-
     
        M: Shut up!!! Goodbye! *runs away as fast as possible*
        J: Julia: Because Shut Up, that�s why