Google- isn't it great?


You want to know more about Farp. Don’t deny it. Farp knows you want to know more about her. So… presenting… Farp’s first name on her home planet! Plus a list of the various things Farp is, according to Google.

To get fun results just like Farp’s, type “Yourname is” into the Google search box IN QUOTES (don’t forget to replace ‘Yourname’ with your actual name). Learn things you never knew about yourself! (idea from mutedfaith.com . If you’re the webmaster of mutedfaith and think the idea was unfairly stolen, e-mail me at [email protected] and I’ll take this off the site)

Demetria is a Real Estate Agent that is known in the community of Portland for their dedicated client service.
See how dedicated I am?

Demetria is a columnist for the National Catholic Reporter, a poet, activist and novelist.
When I’m not selling real estate…

Demetria is 16½ tall
This is actually a pretty close estimate.

Ben Pilbeam (Grant Mitchell) warns Julian that Demetria is trying to take custody of Pud
Take THAT, Julian! Pud is mine!

Demetria is awesome if you ever need help go to her she knows whats best
She’s especially good at helping people correct run-on sentences.

Demetria is no stranger to political battlegrounds
Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead! It’s election time!

But if you don't know who Demetria is, you probably don't know her former husband, Walter, either
Even I don’t know my former husband.

Demetria is her latest masterpiece of porcelain
Not only am I 16 ½ inches tall, I’m made of clay!

Thacker said she also feels that Demetria is in a bad situation with Kurtz and blames the judicial system.
Darn that Kurtz.

Demetria is taking 2003 off from teaching :(.
Because I’m in a bad situation with Kurtz.

Dia doesn't know that Demetria is actually Demeter, goddess of the Earth.
You stole my nickname! Fear me!

Today, Demetria is 17 years old
Then why can’t I drive?

Demetria is very valuable.
And porcelain!

I honestly believe Demetria is the best athlete in the country
All immortals are good sports.

Demetria is a self-taught woman who came to the US from Bavaria at the age of 11
And now she’s 17.

Demetria, is the first Court of Appeals associate justice to be kicked out of service
They couldn’t understand me when I spoke Bavarian.

When Demetria is not hard at work, she enjoys spending time with her family, and raising her son, who is much better now!
I have a son???

Demetria is the Mother of two amazing boys Jacob 5 and Taro 3 and the wife of the world’s greatest Husband Andrew.
Oh. Those sons.

The presence of Justice Demetria is a telling fact that they’re trying to persuade us to do something in favor of the accused
Yeah! Do something!

Will the fact that Demetria is in the bleak zone play a part in Meridian or the CrossGen Universe as a whole?
Will I?

Demetria is a public relations director for the American Cancer Society in Macon, GA.
And I’m a bleak zone.

Naturally Demetria is none other than Demeter, goddess of the earth, who is determined to make the latest son of Hades' line pay for the loss of her daughter
Not that I’ve got anything against evil guys with flaming blue hair, mind you.

Saint Demetria is the alleged sister of Saint Bibiana, who dropped dead when they were arrested.
I can remember the scene well. “STOP RIGHT THERE! We’re arresting you for being the sister of Bibiana!”

Demetria is getting the job done!
You betcha!

Demetria is pretty intolerable as a ten year old, not long before she becomes the full-fledged two-faced back-stabbing teenager
And I’m darn proud of it.

"(Demetria) is really struggling within herself right now,"
I hope my internal conflicts can be resolved without bloodshed.

Demetria is a straight-A student
And a two-faced backstabber.

Demetria and Lysander's children are Puck, age 10 1/2, and Bottom, age 8. Demetria is not now pregnant.
Why would I name my kid bottom? Sad…

The world of Demetria is a fantastic one, containing numerous islands floating in the air, and flying ships used for transport.
You forgot the purple monkeys.

Demetria is working on a math problem in class
Yet she’s sneaking on her computer.

That's not to say that Demetria is doing everything perfectly
I resent that!

Demetria is beginning to wonder if the sea air is helping her chronic "Ancilla Alae", otherwise known as "Housemaid's Armpit".
My WHAT?

She says that Demetria is totally good and that she is totally evil and that she is not HAPPY!
The story of my life.

Demetria is the glue that holds us all together
You are rubber, I am glue…

If Demetria is discovered doing any evil to the shame of her husband Heraclides, she shall be deprived of all that she brought
Ok, ok, I do already.

Sister Demetria is fondly remembered by those she worked with as dedicated, generous with her time, and as possessing a great sense of humor.
Humor? Honey, anyone who spends hours looking up her name of google does not have a very good sense of humor.

Demetria is the activity director at Casablanca.
Play it again, Sam.
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