Of all the villains known to the modern sci-fi community, the ones we know and love are always the ones with the best lines. Every evil overlord has his motto; be it the one-liner they toss off before stepping into the escape pod or the heartrending plea they make to try to convince the hero to join the Dark Side. That's when we came up with the idea of Villian Quotes(tm). Need a word of inspiration for your minions of doom? A punchline as you push the Big Red Button? Look no further! "There is no Good and Evil... there is only Power, and those too weak to seek it." -Quirrell, Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone "But what people love most is to see a hero fail... fall... die trying" -The Green Goblin, Spiderman (the movie) "Finally... a robot slave of my very own. Gimmie." -Zim, Invader Zim (The Nightmare Begins) Note: He's not the villian per se, but this quote is too good "Evil will always win, because Good is stupid." -Darth Helmet, Spaceballs "To fear is to fear nothing else but me! MWUHAHAHAHA!" -My friend shelbs. (Thanks to Shelbs for this quote "Frosted Flakes are more than good... They're grrrrreat!" -Tony the Tiger, Frosted Flakes Commercials (You just KNOW he's trying to take over the world... thanks to Shelbs for this quote) "Luke, I am your father." -Darth Vader, No explanation needed "I want a bloody costume" -BullsEye, DareDevil (Phe wants a bloody costume too...) "You're quasi-evil, you're semi-evil, you're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil! Just one calorie -- not evil enough!" -Dr. Evil, Austin Powers "I'm stressed out. I need to take a break. Maybe take a walk, or fire a death ray at earth... Yeah... I think I'll do the death ray thing..." -Jhonen Vasques "Taking one's chances are like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling comfortable and warm, and sometimes there is something terrible lurking around that you cannot see untill it is too late and you can do nothing else but scream and cling to a plastic duck" - the confusis of our century, Lemony Snicket "Having and aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you so it makes you want to hide under a coffe table" -he may not be pure evil, but his words bring mashed potatoes to my eyes, Lemony Snicket |
