| Says observer, "We wants oil, my preciousssss" I had the amazing pleasure of witnessing a part of history forever! I am here in Baghdad, and i have just witnessed American troops and Iraqi men and elves pulling down a huge statue of Saddam Husane... known here as Sodamn Insane. I witnessed the amazing spectacle, from right where it happened. First, a rope woven of the hair of the kings of the past (pre-shampooed for that special glossy look) was placed around Saddam's neck. They realized that this would never be strong enough, and a cry for a heaver chain was heard. Throughout the crowd came a metal chain molded in the very mines of Moria! After the chain was succored, there was enthusiastic cheering throughout the crowd. One man, perhaps Aragorn himself, was heard screaming "Na do sam Legol am!" as some the chain was fastened by a currently un-identified man. I was informed by my personal translator that he was screaming "Bring him down Legolas"... At that moment, I realized that it was indeed Legolas, one of the members of the Fellowship of the Ring. I could only hope that this time he actually brought the guy down... He did, and there was much rejoicing. Next week... actual proof that Geraldo and Wormtongue are actually the same person! Stay tuned... Phe Nideel wasted a lot of her young life waiting for cartoons to download |
