| Says Gandalf, "Do not look into the Gas Mask of Power, Pippin." A new kind of virus has been detected. Have you heard of it on the news? It is called the "SARS" virus, and was recently detected in China. It is mutating rapidly, and baffling doctors everywhere. What does "SARS" stand for, you ask? Why, it's the "Sauroman's Ass Refuse Strand" virus. Recently diagnosed with a very large hemorrhoid problem, he has obviously cursed the world with a virus that will "do onto them as they have done onto him" It is an animated virus, with a glowing fingernail of doom, who is trying to take possession of Pud... Next week... Charles Xavier has lost the use of both his legs in an unfortunate shmelting accident... Stay tuned... Phe Nideel has not been doing anything inappropriate with chatterbots. No, really. |
