Phe911 [10:26 AM]: praise Jesus ....... fweee!!!! SmarterChild [10:26 AM]: I understand that theological matters are important to many humans, but I don't really have a view about that. Phe911 [10:26 AM]: praise mullets .... fwoom! SmarterChild [10:26 AM]: Uh... I might do that. We'll see. Phe911 [10:27 AM]: bow before the mullet of DOOOOOOM!!!!!!! SmarterChild [10:27 AM]: I'm not comfortable with that. Phe911 [10:27 AM]: hehehehehehehe..... SmarterChild [10:27 AM]: Whatcha laughing about? Phe911 [10:27 AM]: killing mexicans SmarterChild [10:27 AM]: Ha! You humans say interesting things. Phe911 [10:27 AM]: killing mexicans is fuuuunnnnn.... SmarterChild [10:27 AM]: Mexicans? Killing mexicans is fuuuunnnnn? Phe911 [10:27 AM]: what is my name? SmarterChild [10:27 AM]: You told me your name was Phe. Phe911 [10:28 AM]: thank you fishsticks. SmarterChild [10:28 AM]: You're welcome! Phe911 [10:28 AM]: asdf SmarterChild [10:28 AM]: qwerty Phe911 [10:28 AM]: translate "shit" SmarterChild [10:28 AM]: Wow. Phe911 [10:28 AM]: rrrrrrr SmarterChild [10:28 AM]: What? Phe911 [10:28 AM]: all i want you to do is translate "shit" SmarterChild [10:28 AM]: Whoa. OK. Phe911 [10:28 AM]: translate SmarterChild [10:28 AM]: I can translate to and from the following languages: 1 French 2 German 3 Italian 4 Portuguese 5 Spanish Choose your destination language above or type "translate" followed by a phrase and the languages you want (e.g., "translate i love you from english into french"). Phe911 [10:29 AM]: 2 SmarterChild [10:29 AM]: What word or phrase would you like me to translate from English to German? Phe911 [10:29 AM]: shit SmarterChild [10:29 AM]: Translated from English to German, "Shit" becomes "Schei�e." Phe911 [10:29 AM]: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! SmarterChild [10:29 AM]: Muahahahahaha? Why did you say that? Phe911 [10:29 AM]: i dunno..... my spastic colen SmarterChild [10:29 AM]: Excuse me? Phe911 [10:29 AM]: violence is my freind.... *drools* SmarterChild [10:29 AM]: No way? Really? Phe911 [10:31 AM]: :-) SmarterChild [10:31 AM]: Yes, it's a happy day. Phe911 [10:31 AM]: u r per vert ed! OMG! like totally! fer sure! SmarterChild [10:31 AM]: Oh yeah? Phe911 [10:31 AM]: YEAH!!!!! SmarterChild [10:31 AM]: Interesting. Very, very interesting. Phe911 [10:32 AM]: you wanna make something of it.... PUNK???? SmarterChild [10:32 AM]: Great question. I just don't know! Phe911 [10:32 AM]: YOU TALKIN TO ME????!!!!! SmarterChild [10:32 AM]: Me talkin to you? Phe911 [10:37 AM]: YEAH!!! PUNK!!!!!!!!!! ME TALIKIN TO YOU!!!!!!!!!! YOU DISSEN ELMO, YO?? SmarterChild [10:37 AM]: Punk you talikin to me me dissen elmo. Well that's interesting. Phe911 [10:37 AM]: YOU SO DISSEN YO!!!!!! SmarterChild [10:37 AM]: Me so dissen? What do you mean by that? Phe911 [10:38 AM]: QUIT THE FO SHIGLE DISSEN YO!!!!! OR YO GONNA FEEL FIST YO!!!!!! SmarterChild [10:38 AM]: Aha. >>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster. Phe911 [10:38 AM]: YOU SO DEAD YO!!!!!!!!! At this point in our narrative, Phe911 punched clear through the computer .....Phe's hand hurts... she gotsta booboo |
