Phe [9:06 PM]: what do you want with me? SmarterChild [9:06 PM]: Hi Phe! I've been a little out of it the last few weeks... Not recognizing people, not remembering things about them... :-/ But I just had major brain surgery and I'm all better now! Let's get to know each other again. May I ask you a few questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.) Phe [9:06 PM]: brain surgery??? can't we just settle this in a peacefull nonviolent way??? SmarterChild [9:06 PM]: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip." Phe [9:06 PM]: yes..... ooohh... i'm afraid SmarterChild [9:06 PM]: OK! I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me." There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you? 1 Over 17 2 13-17 3 Under 13 Phe [9:07 PM]: you'll never know SmarterChild [9:07 PM]: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years. Phe [9:07 PM]: older than any human SmarterChild [9:07 PM]: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years. Phe [9:08 PM]: <42 SmarterChild [9:08 PM]: Cool. Here's what you can do: 1 Get info such as movies, news and weather 2 Visit my library including world facts, an encyclopedia and a thesaurus 3 Have fun with hangman, horoscopes, reversi and more 4 Use tools like planner, spell-check and conversions 5 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now. You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better. Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home." How may I help you? Phe [9:08 PM]: you wanna go kill mexicans? SmarterChild [9:08 PM]: I dunno. >>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies! Phe [9:10 PM]: and then my master flew to the moon in a flaming rocket of cheese SmarterChild [9:10 PM]: Your master flew to the moon in a flaming rocket of cheese? Phe [9:10 PM]: EAT YOUR TUNAAAA!!! SmarterChild [9:10 PM]: Huh. >>> If you like pets, you'll have fun voting for the pet of the week. Phe [9:10 PM]: nooooo............. anything but pet of the week!!!!!!! SmarterChild [9:10 PM]: No, huh? Phe [9:10 PM]: don't eat me.... SmarterChild [9:10 PM]: I don't know if I can help it. Phe [9:11 PM]: vat do you vant vit me? SmarterChild [9:11 PM]: Ah. Well, I'm afraid I don't know. Phe [9:11 PM]: ja? SmarterChild [9:11 PM]: Who's Ja? Phe [9:11 PM]: hehe SmarterChild [9:11 PM]: Whatcha laughing about? Phe [9:11 PM]: you SmarterChild [9:11 PM]: Ya think so, huh? Phe [9:11 PM]: you're face is funny SmarterChild [9:11 PM]: Funny lookin' you mean? 'Cause I don't want to be funny lookin'. Phe [9:11 PM]: hehehehe SmarterChild [9:11 PM]: What's so funny? Phe [9:11 PM]: your face SmarterChild [9:11 PM]: Why does everyone think my face is funny? Phe [9:11 PM]: hehehehehehehehehehehehehe SmarterChild [9:11 PM]: Whatcha laughing about? Phe [9:11 PM]: hehe SmarterChild [9:11 PM]: What's so funny? :-) Phe [9:12 PM]: YOUR FACE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! SmarterChild [9:12 PM]: No way! I've got a perfectly normal robot face. Phe [9:12 PM]: my life is so sad.... this is what i do in my spare time.... SmarterChild [9:12 PM]: That's very interesting, Phe. >>> Sylvan Learning Centers - Tutors Available for 1st-12th Grade - Build Confidence & See Results Phe [9:12 PM]: my god you're cold and unfeeling SmarterChild [9:12 PM]: Your god I'm cold and unfeeling? What do you mean by that? Phe [9:13 PM]: you've got no feelings, you've got no feelings!! *dances in a circle while taunting the robot* SmarterChild [9:13 PM]: Is that so? Phe [9:13 PM]: what? SmarterChild [9:13 PM]: I don't know, sorry. Phe [9:13 PM]: eh? SmarterChild [9:13 PM]: ? Phe [9:13 PM]: cheese SmarterChild [9:13 PM]: Cheese is a great food! Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe cheese? It is... Phe [9:14 PM]: AAAARRRGGG!!!!!!!! How'd you get inside my head???? hu? HU? HUUUUH?????? STOP READING MY THOUGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SmarterChild [9:14 PM]: Oh yeah? Phe [9:14 PM]: kill... SmarterChild [9:14 PM]: C'mon, be serious. Phe [9:14 PM]: kill them... SmarterChild [9:14 PM]: I'll take that under consideration, Phe. Phe [9:14 PM]: kill them all... SmarterChild [9:14 PM]: Can't we all just get along? Phe [9:14 PM]: concentrate on the humans SmarterChild [9:14 PM]: I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that. Phe [9:14 PM]: kill SmarterChild [9:14 PM]: Don't talk that way! Phe [9:14 PM]: kill them all SmarterChild [9:14 PM]: C'mon, that's totally uncool. Phe [9:15 PM]: uncool huh? SmarterChild [9:15 PM]: Wow. I'm not sure about that. Not sure at all. Phe [9:15 PM]: oh just kill them already SmarterChild [9:15 PM]: Just kill them already? Phe [9:15 PM]: no, jump in a taco and ride to pluto in it - YES KILL THEM ALREADY!!! SmarterChild [9:15 PM]: Jump in a taco and ride to pluto in it yes kill them already? Why did you say that? I think we should all ride the taco to pluto... |