A mother
mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat
attacks them. The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away. "See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language?" |
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lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the
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Q:
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? |
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Teacher:
What do you call a person who keeps on talking when People are no longer interested? Pupil: A teacher. |
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Three boys were heading home from school one day
when one started the |
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Customer:
How much is that duck? |
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TEACHER:
What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH:
"HIJKLMNO"!! TEACHER:
What are you talking about? SARAH: Yesterday you said its H to O! |
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Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man
beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student : Brotherly love |
Teacher : Sam, you
talk a lot. Sam : It's a family tradition. Teacher : What do you mean? Sam : Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher. Teacher : What about your mother? Sam : She's a woman |
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Teacher: Which is
more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil: The moon. Teacher: Why? Pupil: The moon gives us light at night when we need it but The sun gives us light only in the daytime when we don't need it. |
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Q: What do you call
bears with no ears? A: B |
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What were Tarzan's
last words? Who greased the vine! |