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So I was driving down the highway with dog in the trunk, on the slow lane, doing a hunny-and-ten (68mpg), with a small queue of cars behind me. I wasn't worried about holding up traffic, because well, because I'm on the slow lane, and quite frankly, I'm theoretically already breaking the law by driving above the posted speed limit of One-Oh-Oh.

As soon as I finish that thought, some idiot in a Bimmer merges onto the highway doing 70 kph (43mph). I had to brake pretty hard.

Now, you're thinking to yourself, "Ah ha! I know ol' losir lost it and must have at least given a string of insults that would make a trail of poop stains look white."

You're wrong. I didn't do anything. I didn't honk, flash my high beams nor tailgated him. I just slowed down and shook my head.

For the record, the guy tried to then signal one lane over, doing 70kph, and having the guy behind him slam on the brakes and honk big time. The bimmer stayed in his lane, and tried once more to merge, only to have the guy behind the honker also slam on his brakes and high beam him.

....True story. posted by losir at 9:35 PM