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Several months ago, someone named "ducky" or some such trite chatted me through friendster. Ducky said "she" was female.

Being not used to having random girls talk to me, I took it rather cautiously. I mean, seriously, it's losir. How many girls would talk to you if you had a mug like mine? Zero, last time I checked, was a very valid number.

Fine. I didn't want to be rude, but quite frankly, I'm just not the patient type to entertain gay men posing as girls trying to pick me up, over friendster no less, with a picture of a duck. How can I take "her" seriously?

I thought I had scared "her" away when I said I only used Yahoo, and I wasn't lying at the time. However, due to some changes, I started using MSN - or rather, I was using Windows Messenger.

Roll forward to about a week and a half ago, and Ducky once more friendsters me, and writes that "she" will get a yahoo account just to chat me up. I instead inform "her" that I'm now a semi-regular MSN user.

"She" adds me, and chats with me whenever I log in - which isn't really all that frequent. I don't MSN hardly at work, I don't always remember to enable it at home, and lately, I've tried hard to stay away from the computer all together. Well, except to blog.

The whole point is that tonight, while I was talking to some friends over MSN (windows messenger), "she" pings me and wants to chat.

"She" even promised me a picture, because I told "her" that as far as my friends and I are concerned, "she" was actually a guy named Bubba.

And I quote from "her", "Zzzz...Wake Me Up...7AM says:
would it make u feel better if i sent u a pic"

I replied to the positive, even after "she" said that pictures can be faked. I don't disagree, but I rebutted that "she" had no reason to lie to me, unless "her" name was indeed "Frank" or "Earl" and "she's" a post op tranvestite - now named "Charlene".

Anyway, "she" said I had no sense of humour, and that "she" likes to flirt with strangers on the internet because it didn't mean anything, and it was safe. I told "her" I don't like getting my chain pulled for anything. "She" even said I didn't give "her" a chance to use dirty jokes on me, but I quickly replied that I wasn't interested in dirty jokes, because it's super creepy that strange girls started doing that to me via digital media.

I ask once again for "her" picture, just because I'm a curious little losir, but "she" refuses, saying something about stalking. Like I could muster up the energy to do something like that.

Anyway, "she" declines, and I requote what "she" wrote to me earlier, about sending a picture. "She" quickly denies: I never wrote that.

So I wrote: I can do you one better, babes

And then I block "her" lying ass over Messenger. I give "her" the big block and the always fun: delete user - laughing maniacally the whole time.

I sure hope "she" gets to read this.

....And "she" said I had no sense of humour. posted by losir at 2:11 AM