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I now know what to do if I ever spill a beverage on someone else.

so I'm at Richtree downtown, which was once called Marche, eating dinner, enjoying my rosti, and watching the baseball game - something I've not done for many, many years (watching baseball, not eating rosti).

A thud sounds at my two o'clock. Out of the corner of my eye, I see this guy knock over his bottle of cocoa cola. As it falls, it fizzes, and shoots a spray of coke towards me. Like a scene in matrix, the fat droplets of fizzy foam flutters over towards me, John Woo styles, like a butterfly really.

It sprays me like sweet flack. Shoulder, right arm, collar at the front of my neck, and also in my left eye - giving me an Angry Pirate. "Arg matey, ye shot one in me eye!"

Oddly enough, it doesn't hit any of my other friends. The girls joke: "You're so big now, you blocked all the pop from us." Thanks ladies for that vote of confidence, but I'm just unlucky that way.

The man comes over, his pregnant wife with a look of absolute horror and embarassment on her face. He offers to buy me a shot, and I'm like "Don't worry about it mate, it's nothing. I know it was a mistake."

But he insists, so I said "Just a budwesier is good 'nuff".

He walks away, and I joke to his wife/GF, "Hey, I actually tried to catch some in my mouth, I just missed, that's all."

She laughs, and he comes back, with a shot of sweet something AND a bottle of Bud.

We cheers, down the shot, clink our bottle of beer, and drink. All's forgiven.

The man was really good looking, according to my chick friends. I wouldn't notice, but he was classy.

....Thanks buddy. posted by losir at 2:09 AM