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Justin Timberlake is a punk.

After showing the Janet boobie shot a bazillion times on TV, you'd think I'd have nothing else to say. You're right. But that won't stop me from talking about it.

I applaud Janet. It was her boob, and ultimately her decision to go ahead and bare it all. But like a bad pun, she's been bearing it all too.

JT knew about it. There was no malfunction. And by trying vehemently to deny his involvement in this matter just shows what kind of spinless frog he really is.

It's really funny you know. When he's all good and accepting those awards, he's as urban as he want to be. His lingo and mannerism is all hood. But when the stink hits the fan, and they're all like "Why'd you do it, JT?" , he's like "Sorry buddy. That was not me. I abhor such ghastly behaviour. I would not have partook in this attrocious publicity stunt if I had prior knowledge. I am ashamed of being a voting American this day."

Instead, I bet you if he was trying to front, he woulda just said "Nah dawg, wadn't me, nawhatImsayin'?"

You know you did it, just admit it.

....You might be successful, but you're still a punk. posted by losir at 12:51 AM