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I know what I must do now. A dog, a dog is what I need.

Not just any old dog, but the cutest little puppy alive. That is my goal. Forget the bike, I'm selling it. If you want to mack up girls, nothing goes babe magnet like a puppy.

I was down at Chapters Sunday, when a dude and his female companion strolled by to have a cafe latte outside. Tagging along was the cutest little dachshund ever bred in life. Now, I confess I'm already partial to dogs, but this little guy was absolutely the cutest thing in the world.

So in the half hour the dog owner and his female companioin sat outside, at least 30-40 people stopped, petted and oogled at the little guy. Some even picked it up and cradled it like a little child. Girls were opening their wallets and showing the owner and the disinterested girl their own pets. It was quite a sight.

The bike does nothing. Yes, it's cool, but it doesn't pull girls like a puppy does. Now I know why mute bought two dogs.

....I wonder if I can ride a dachshund....

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I never bought a bike for the ladies. I love the bike like nothing else. I bought it for me. posted by losir at 2:11 PM