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Like you wanna know what's totally embarassing?

So like, okay, you're having a drinking problem, and like everytime you take a sip of your yummy milkshake, you're dribbling some down your chin. Which is really okay, because, well the shake is just so gosh darn delish. And you've got enough brains to wipe your chin, because Mama brought you up right, right?

Right. So you walk confidently about the workplace like a peacock in heat. Because, well, because you're cocky and confident like that. Multiply the fact you've just had a yummy milkshake, and whatnot; just so freakin' cocky. Like a peacock. In heat.

Anyway, you're invited to tea, because a co-worker is nice enough to offer you some of her special Chinese tea, straight from Taiwan.

So you waltz down, sauntering along, with that special deliscious slooshy feeling inside your tummy, knowing you've just had a yummy chummy, choco-rific, chocolate milkshake.

You sit on her desk, accepting her offering of tea like you deserve it. Like "That's right baby, I'm the king. And the king is thirsty!"

And that's when she says: "Guy, I'm sorry, I don't want to say it, but 'You've got some nasty brown stain on your crotch!'"

....Oh losir, when will you ever learn? posted by losir at 4:51 PM