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I can see it now. "911?? I found a white substance in my house! I think it's Anthrax."

FBI, SWAT, CIA and the local police goes rushing to the lady's house, with chemical suits and national guards setting up perimeter. Choas errupts. Green Berets are rappelling down from helicopters with snipers in every other roof top. Pure pandemonium.

An agent with full chemical gear steps into the house, with trailing officers similarily dressed, weapons drawn. "Ma'am, where's the white powder?? Where is it?"

"Officer, I found it in the Johnson's Baby powder bottle!"

....sometimes a little hysteria is just too funny.

On a similar note, I have a great marketting idea.

Let's develop an Antrax neutralizer, and then make envelops with this stuff bonded into the paper. Then, have labels printed on them saying "Anthrax safe", or something soothing. The idea is that when you use one of these letters, any traces of Anthrax inside will be neutralized, thereby guaranteeing the safety of the content inside. I bet you it'll be a hit, and many people will buy these envelops.

Of course, if you had some melicious intent, you could always forge the Anthrax Safe logo.

....but I bet you I could make a quick buck. posted by losir at 10:58 AM