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People complaining about being tired at work is always met with this one sage advise. "Drink some coffee."

Well, what they really mean is, "Ingest enough caffeine into your system to raise your heartbeat so your body can think it's more awake than it is."

However, I have found a better remedy. Water.

Although water does not have any caffeine or additives (does chlorin keep you up?), it does fill your bladder and make you go pee, lots. Because of this, constantly drinking water will make you visit the washroom at an extremely frequent rate. You get up more often, thereby lessening the chances you'll fall asleep at your desk; and just the movement of motion will keep you from snoozing. Simple, ain't it??

Of course, coffee makes me go poop, and theoretically, allows me to leave my desk for longer stretches of time. However, I'm worried that I'll fall asleep while flinging a number two, which can't be good.

....I need to sleep more.



posted by losir at 4:40 PM