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I think I have unconvered a conspiracy in the cold medication industry. They put cold germs mixed in with their pills, so that when taken, you only feel half well. That's why you're forced to buy the extra strength, which incidently, costs more, in order for you to feel any relieve. If you buy the regular strength pill, you have to take 2, which decreases your stash by half. Smart, no?

I'm taking the pills, and I don't feel any better, or maybe if I stopped taking the pills, I'd feel even worse? Gawd, I don't even want to think about that. I'm feeling very wonky right now, oh so very wonky. This ain't good. I feel like the Titanic, right before it lists over and implodes.

I would bother to ask people in the medical industry, like ms. toxin, but I think she'll only pat my head and say "You poor, poor, delusional boy."

....Why are they called "generic drugs" when they can't most general ailments?? posted by losir at 1:59 PM