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I just realized, there are only 2 types of people in this world. Those who read in the can, and those who don't.

No, really, it's true. Just think. For the ones that do, their reasons range from bordom to multi-tasking. The ones that find reading in the can offensive normally begin with "It's a dirty place", all the way to "What if my thing touched the rim while reading?? Oh gross!"

I personally don't trust anyone that doesn't read while taking a "number 2" break. I mean, what a waste of time, to be on the throne for 10 minutes without a thing to look at except maybe the graffiti on the stall door or worse, between the cracks of the door to see just who might hear you dropping a load....

I love to read when I'm doing my business. It is so relaxing and it gives me comfort in the fact that although human defecation is such a necessary part of my daily routine, it doesn't have to either be boring or uncomfortable.

The ones that don't read, I dunno what you're doing in there. Maybe you're the type of person who just goes, and goes. I understand if you don't want to be there, especially in a public place like work. But maybe that's why you're eager to leave, because you don't know how to enjoy the little things in life; like a good article/book while hanging a brownie.

For those who haven't experienced the pleasure, try it. You might like reading while pooping. The only downside is that you might get hooked, and forget where you are, only to find that when you stand, your legs are numb and have gone to sleep. That sucks.

...actually, there's a third type of person: It's he ones weird enough that talk about stuff like this.....





posted by losir at 2:19 PM