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From my little brain
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[4/11/2001]
I have found the perfect sleeping pill. It's called "Windows Assembly Language and Systems Programming". Oh joy. No more sleepless days near the computer. No more staring for hours on end at the monitor with fear of not getting any rest. One chapter from that book, you'll be snoring your way to a peaceful unproductive afternoon of slumber. Make sure you don't piss off your cube mate though....Now read with me as we both drift off into la-la land.
Actually I'm pretty comfortable. Since I'm using another one of my favorite book "Assembly Language Step-by-Step", as a pillow. Now all I need is a blanket made from source code printouts, and I could rent out my cubicle to any wayward traveller in dire need of rest. My eyes are so heavy, I feel like I'm a power lifter in the Olympics going for gold. Forget jerk and lift, I need superglue to keep my eyelids up. Where's steroids for staying awake when I need it? And no, caffeine has no effect on me. Sucks, don't it? ....and you don't even want to hear about my first code review. Trust me. |