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Everything I ever needed to know I learned from the Karate Kid.

Integrity: The Karate Kid never once crane kicked below the belt. Not even against evil Jonny.

Honour: He made out with the Japanese girl in Karate Kid 2 only after Ally had dumped him.

Hygene: No matter how hard he worked, his bandana was never drenched in sweat, nor did it really get dirty.

Fashion: Come on, a white gi is the ultimate fashion statement. It says "Don't mess with me" and, "I am comfortable in my PJs" all in one breath.

Tenacious: He made 2 sequels afterall. Come on, after the first, wasn't the plot getting just a little thin?

Sensitive: After being pushed off a hill, he threw his bike into the trash and yells: "I hate this freaking bike!". I think I saw a tear....

Love: He brought his mommy along on a date. If I only loved my parents enough to bring them out on my dates.... *sniff* I'm a so ashamed of myself....~cries.

Qualifications: After the first movie, he could paint, wash, wax, and sand the floor! Now he can be the super.

Humility: When Jonny handed him the trophy after losing, the Karate Kid didn't showboat, never once saying "I'm the MAN!"

Gracious: When the Karate Kid turned 30, he and the movie studio knew he couldn't pull off being 17 anymore, so he retired and they got a girl to be the Next Karate Person. Hiya!

...And the all important: Never be wishy washy. Wisdom from Mr. Miagi, "Karate 'Yes'. Karate 'No'. If Karate 'guess so', *Gwish* just like-a tha grape."



posted by losir at 4:13 PM