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You want to know how messed up my mind can be? Do you know how deep my mind works?

I was looking at a restaurant menu last night, and I see this:

Egg sandwich: $3.99
Ham sandwich: $3.99
Ham & egg sandwich: $4.25

And it hits me. If two people both wanted the the H&E sandy, then wouldn't it be better if one got the egg, the other got the ham, and just swapped half the sandwich? You've just saved 52 cents!

And that's how I am. It's not that I'm cheap, but everything I do, I need to find an angle. I need to have an "in". I don't like being scammed, it boils my blood when they've pulled a wet one over my eyes, and I later realize they've played me the fool. Bugs me to no end.

Like when I bought my car. I specifically asked for the CD changer, but the guy writes down in-dash CD Player. Unknowingly, I go and sign my initial to agree to the in-dash CD like an idiot. When I later looked at my bill, I flew back to give them the business. The sales manager is like "Okay, well, since the car is late, we'll give you the changer instead of the player."

"Give? Give?!", I exclaimed incredulously. "You're not doing me any favors bud. That's what I asked for in the beginning!" Well, I was still trying to be civil, but had definitely crossed the line of pleasant.

....but it's okay, I'm still an innocent child; ever trusting, always believing that humanity is inherently good. I'm such a sucker.

posted by losir at 2:32 PM