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I'm always fascinated by how different men and women really are. I know that in this day and age of absolute political correctness, nothing short of equality between the sexes should be discussed or encouraged. However, I don't care what anyone says, there's no such thing as equality. Men and women will always be different, and we're the better for it.

Take for example the simple job of grocery shopping. The male will go in there as if he's on a mission, almost S.W.A.T. like. He gathers his grocery items mentally, and upon entry, makes a bee line to it, and leaves. Mission accomplished. Turn on the hockey game!

Females on the other hand, loves to browse. They love the idea of going to a grocery store with nothing but a well oiled push-buggy, and a debt free credit card. When she finally decides on something she wants to buy, like a jar of mayonaise, then the fat/calorie/chemical content comparison begins. "Let's see," says our health conscious gal. "Brand X has %50 less fat, but Brand Y has added vitamin B. Ooooh, the choices!" Come on girly, pick the jar that holds the most in quantity and let's go!! There's men things to be done, like nailing boards together. Just because!

Then there's picking food at a restaurant. The girl will eat the most greasy foods, as long as she can "share". The guy will order whatever the girl wants, just to avoid a fight. For example, if the girl wanted spaghetti, and the guy wanted chicken wings, he will not be getting the wings. It will end up being the girl to eat some of her pasta, and then give the rest to the guy. Neither will be full, but the girl is at least be satisfied, while the guy has to make himself a sandwich at home.

How about the ritualistic routine of washing the car? The girl will take it to the carwash, and that's it. Who cares about the clear coat being scratched up? Man, who by nature cherishes his vehicle like their ancestors did with their horses and buffalo, washes the car with much love. They will spend the necessary money to ensure the car is pristine. Wax, special car shampoo, $200 electric pressure spray gizmo to give the same hp output as the professional car washers use. Regular water? Are you kidding?? Only Evian is good enough for my baby!

....no, and I won't end this by saying: "Woman, get thee to the kitchen; and cook me something." I won't!





posted by losir at 1:10 PM