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Random thoughts again.

The work cafe is trying to pull one over our eyes, but I caught on already. Burger= $3.04, Sides - Cheese= $.42, Cheese Burger- $3.49. You save three cents when you put the cheese in yourself. You can't fool ol' losir. Nopers.

....I forgot my second thought. Disgusting! posted by losir at 4:09 PM

I have the most useless thoughts and non-sensical memory in the history of the Homo sapien race, and I'm going with that.

So the other week I read somewhere online that asked the rhetorical question: How do blind people determine their bum is clean after taking a dump?

Now, everyone is supposed to read that, get it, laugh, and move on with their lives. I on the otherhand, actually took time to think about it.

"Well," I began to surmise. "I'd wipe and wipe until my butt's chafe. Then, if by then it still isn't clean, forget it, it already hurts."

What other stuff keeps me up at night?

Summer of Grade 4 to Grade 5. The Woolco washroom, located on the second floor, by the corner, situated at Harwood Plaza in Ajax -- second of three stalls. I can even see the walls and dim lighting.

The poem scralled therein (Yes, it's rather crass, so don't read me Mommy.)

Tarzan swings, Tarzan falls,
Jane grabs him by the balls.
Now you know why Tarzan calls....
Aw, aww, all, awwww, all!

....and you wonder why I never excelled in school. posted by losir at 2:58 PM

I know I haven't been very diligent in updating. Things at work are heating up, it's really eating away my slacking time.

A friend of mine recently remarked: "My job is interfering with my party time."

And that's the mantra we should all have. Life is too short to be throwing away my life at work. There are people to meet, things to see, lots to do.

....oh wait, it's 11:05pm and I'm still stuck at work. Nevermind. posted by losir at 11:07 PM

Well, I guess I'm a genius. From the time I typed the last msg, until now, I just got 2 more answers.

Does that mean I don't have to work for a living?

....Maybe I'll just live off my super good looks. *Rolls eyes* posted by losir at 3:08 PM

Someone just forwarded me another one of these MENSA tests.

Basically, they give you a question like: 26 L of the A, and then you have to figure out it means 26 Letters of the Alphabet.

A score of 19 and above means genius (a total of 33 questions). I got 17 without spending a lot of time on it. So does that mean I'm at least intelligent?

Nah, I doubt it. These things don't mean squat. If I just came from a foreign land, how am I supposed to know about 3 B M (S H T R)?

....Three Blind Mice (See How They Run). posted by losir at 3:04 PM