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Oh, this is my new favorite snack.

I don't even know why I like it, but I do. Sure, it tastes like styro-foam, but man, is it ever tasty. Thanks Waterbaby for turning me onto these new rice inspired snacks.

Get the nachos flavour, but stay away from Crunchy Dill if you don't like sour, because it's lip smacking, pucker making stuff.

....egads, now I'm really hungry. I gotta eat soon. posted by losir at 9:42 PM

Gawd, I'm tired.

Yesterday, I got home at 6pm, and tanked out like you wouldn't believe. When I awoke at 9pm, I was totally disoriented and depressed. Gawd, I hate that. I need Prozac.

Which of course, made it worse when I actually wanted to sleep at 1am, because by 2am, I was still reading my magazine, and wasn't one bit tired. I'm paying for it now.

I'm totally de-energized. I'm convinced that the only time my brain begins to function is after 7pm, when people at work have mostly left, I can finally concentrate and my petite sized pea-brain will kick in double time. That's when the cranial juices start to flow, and I can actually get some work done. Otherwise, I'm like a junkie who's O.D. on EZ-Sleep. Caffeine does nothing for me. I can drink that stuff until I get the runs, but it does not enhance my performance nor keep my eyes from being heavy. Infact as I type, I'm yawning like I'm catching flies. Very, very bad whenever the boss walks by.

Of course, I haven't had any keyboard keys imprinted on my forehead yet, but I'm sure that's only a matter of time.

....maybe I have mono?

posted by losir at 4:32 PM

WorriedWart emailed me a bunch of cute quotes, this is my favorite.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
What more can I say?

....how come I can't come up with lines like that? posted by losir at 11:11 AM

ms. toxin squishing poor ding dong into a pulp. She's evil. EVIL I SAY!


Also notice in the background, she's got poor Tweety locked in a cage!



....Now you know why I'm scared of her! posted by losir at 3:40 PM

Injured. That's what I am. Hurt, pained, OWWWW!

So my buddy Wonderboy (aka. Mr. Wonder), had to drive to lunch today. We met up with Massivest and xtreme_pwr_play at the local mall for some food. When we left, I headed over to massive's car to pick up some stuff I lent him over the weekend. Wonderboy decided to drive over to get me.

Meeting halfway, I threw my boots into the car, when Wonderboy heard it, he started moving off. The door was still opened, my left foot was JUST in the car, and my right heel was nicely positioned in front of his rear wheel.

Lovely!! Next I know, I'm screaming, "My foot, my foot!" Wonderboy there ran over my heel with his tire, and I had to forcefully yank my foot out of his tire. If he had complete ran it over, I would have been crushed and dibilitated. We're talking mangled ankle and who knows what else. I think I'd be a little upset.

Luckily, I got away with nice deep scratches and my skin sheered off. Hurts like anything, but no blood..... not yet. Who knows.

....chicks dig scars, don't they? posted by losir at 2:09 PM

With her permission, here's a pic of aqua78_98. That cheeky little monkey told me she got some new pix of her and her friend. So unwittingly I surf on over there and I'm like wow!

Dang! Girl, you're looking good. Tennis and Yoga made you quite delish! That and the fact now she's got a man to keep her happy. Can't hurt either.



....I feel like such a pimp. But no you can't have her, she's already got a man!



posted by losir at 3:34 PM

Here are more pix of KFluid's farewell lunch.


I think I was using the helmet to hide my stomach.



The lovely couple riding matching bikes. [ED: I was gonna cut out Moon_triton,
b/c KFluid simply looked too cool, but he'd probably be upset, and a little jealous.]



Here's the Asian Monkey crew. See I have to stand up to be noticed.... Shame.

...vrroooooom. posted by losir at 2:41 PM

You know what I hate? People who use "The Club" in their automobiles. Everytime I see that, I think to myself: "I wish I could steal your car, not because I want to, but I just want to show how stupid you can be thinking that a thin metal rod will protect your riced out Civic."

I see it on steering wheels and I just go seething mad. I don't understand why anyone would bother with this and other imitation junk. People, it's not hard to circumvent this "security device". It's well documented that any car can be stolen with the club flagrantly displayed on your steering wheel. It only takes an extra 30 seconds to either pry back the hook part with a sturdy metal tube, or saw apart the steering wheel and then slide the Club off. If the thief wanted to steal your car, an extra 30 seconds isn't going to be a big deal. It used to be true that thieves target easy cars, but now the market for second-hand parts is in such high demand, it's worth the extra 30 seconds. Why, I know someone who got their car stolen by being TOWED off their driveway in the middle of the night. You don't think THAT takes time? You're daft.

A gimpy little red bar on your steering wheel doesn't do squat. It merely tells the would be thief that yes, you in fact love your car, and "Please bro, leave mine alone because I spent and extra $30 to protect my precious vehicle from you"

Well if I was a thief, I'd target guys with the Club. I'd make a point to make sure I steal your car and not the buddy without one. You love your car? Well, ha! I love to steal it. So nyah nyah.

There's a guy, parked underground, right in front of the entrance, with a bloody closed circuit camera pointing RIGHT to his car, and he still has the audacity to bother putting on the Club. Buddy, like I know Civics are hot cars, but really, are you so anal retentive that you MUST insist on putting on that P.O.S. (Piece Of Scam) just because you have one?? Get a freaking life.

Isn't that why we pay theft insurance for cars??

....Don't get me started with car alarms. posted by losir at 2:12 PM

"Well, Snoopygirl went to the hospital last night with stomach pains, and they said she had appendicitis. So she went in today for surgery, then oops! the doctors found out it was just the stomach flu. The ER doctors must be overworked."

Now, that must suck. Snoopygirl, I hope you're feeling mucho better soono. Did they take out your vermiform appendix anyway, just as a preemptive measurement against future infections? I mean, you're already laying there and opened up, they might as well.

....I could never be a doctor, the sight of innards make me sick.


posted by losir at 11:31 AM