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Ooooh, a rare update from yours truely on a Saturday afternoon.

Just chilling, relaxing on a long weekend I guess. Did the lunch thing with Massivest and his chick, while ms_toxin tagged along. Four hours of shopping, and the only thing bought between the four of us was a pink makeup thingy. I don't know which part of the face the pencil is used for.

....that must be some kind of a world record though, someone call Guiness and check. posted by losir at 8:53 PM

Below are some pix taken from Yoyo882's digi cam.
Okay kiddies, we need a vote. Which bike does massivest look better on?

Suzuki GSXR-600? or Yamaha R6?


Chugging on the highway, and posing for the camera. Fido with his infamous brick helmet.


My baby!


There she is again! Notice the new Hindle exhaust. It sounds really horny now!!


LoSir, without sunglasses. I only look mad because the sun is in my eyes! Honest. I'm a nice guy... occasionally. posted by losir at 2:47 PM

It's good to be back.

As I fly down the highway with the wind in my face, and my spirits rekindled, I realize 3 truths.

First, motorcycles are one of man's best inventions.

Second, cars are nothing but commuter boxes.

Third, don't eat at any place that has the word "Dick" in their name.

....yes, I got the runs.... posted by losir at 10:58 AM

Couldn't sleep last night. The clock was showing 2:37am when I seriously thought about taking some sleeping pill. Then I woke up this morning at 7:30am, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. I knew I was going to pay for it later on today. I'm freaking tired!

On another note, remember how as kids your parents would tell you to eat your veggies because they were "good for you." Then as you grew older, you found that the veggies were good because they added fiber to your diet, which made pooping a lot easier? Well I have news for you, it ain't the fiber, it's all that oil Chinese restaurants used to cook it in. Man, talk about easy exit.

....dare I say "Gives new meaning to the term 'a well oiled machine'?" posted by losir at 3:35 PM

Everyone is aware how dangerous running red lights are. So much so that the government of Ontario have installed cameras at specfic intersections to take photographic proof of these offenders, and slapping on a heavy fine. Sure it's a money grab to steal more dollars from John Q. Public, but at least they are trying to combat a relatively real problem, unlike speeding at night on a lonely highway....

But honestly what worries me more are the "after advanced green" left turners. I see them every single day to and from work. People who are just short of making the advanced left green arrow or blinkers, desperately cutting off oncoming traffic to sneak by. Risking being t-boned or worse, hitting pedestrians crossing the street. Is it really worth it?

I guess it is for most, because I've seen some really blatant disregard for other cars who happen to share the road. I'm getting scared myself actually. Maybe public transit does have its good side. I mean, who's going to win in a crash? Civic vs. bus.... that's a no brainer.

....and that's the end of the story. posted by losir at 2:06 PM

This is TOO funny not to repost. I wish I coulda thought of this.

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A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Technical Support," says the balloonist.

"I do," replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well" says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but completely useless."

The man below says: "You must be in management."

"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well", says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're still in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."
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...sometimes the truth really hurts, other times the pain is from laughing too hard.
posted by losir at 1:57 PM

I like to think I'm a real man. Nothing fazes me, I laugh at pain.

That is of course, until you put me in front of a computer with stupid software.... then I bawl like a little schoolgirl who just had her first heartbreak.

....I swear, the computer has a grudge against me. posted by losir at 5:04 PM

Welcome to your old age LoSir.

I had to hit the local bike shop this morning, having just bought a second-hand end-can (muffler for your car folks) from my mechanic mate. I promised him from like last Friday morn, that I would swing by and give him the cash. (He was nice enough to install it before I gave him the money.)

Last night, I remembered I had to go, so I went home early and even slept a little earlier so I could get up at 8:30am.

This morning, I remembered that I had to hit the bank before heading over the the shop. I brushed my teeth, put on my clothes, and left the house.

I started the car, and pulled out of my driveway. Next thing I know, I'm walking towards the Company's door, and I go "Oh, shaving cream! I forgot to hit the shop. Stink!!"

....so that's what it's like to be senile. posted by losir at 10:24 AM