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It's been a trying day at work....

I need a beer.

....and a nice massage. What a crappy Friday. posted by losir at 6:02 PM

Most of you won't care, and that's fine....

But below are the first spy pictures (un-confirmed, could be photoshop) of the new Honda CBR 9??RR. Wow, it looks good. I know, for those who don't care, it's just another bike. But boy, I'm getting very excited already.... I can't contain my excitement. I'm going to start saving money, right now!! Woo wee.... I probably can't afford it, but I can dream, can't i??








....LED lights even. Oh boy, how trick. posted by losir at 4:34 PM

Wonders never cease. That old saying about how all Chinese people know each other, it's the truth.

(Sorry to blow the whistle, but the white folks already kinda were on to us anyway....)

Helter Skelter was at the time looking to sell his 600 Ninja, and had posted on several web-boards stating the fact. Someone replied in the lines of: I don't want a Ninja 600, do you know anyone selling a Honda CBR 600?

Well, he knew that I was looking to sell my bike, although not serious about it, I did make noise about getting a new bike then. So the kid got in touch with me, and we met up at a local dealership on a Sunday afternoon. After a nice little chat, and me giving him and his buddy a ride, it was up to him to buy the bike.

Telling ms.toxin about it, I mentioned the person's name. She goes, "what's his last name?"

I tell her, and she's like "No! It can't be him. I think I know him."

"Really? Well he's thinking of buying the bike, and he wants it next Sunday afternoon, it can't be in the morning, because he goes to church at [this] intersection, near your house in fact."

"Oh my goodness," replied ms.toxin, flabbergasted. "I think he's a family friend. If it is him, he's even been to my house."

Yada yada, I call up Buddy. I go, "Listen kid, don't screw around, or I tell your mom; Auntie [whatever]."

He freaks, "How do you know my mom?!"

So I tell him the whole story. Weird huh?

....6 degrees of seperation, didn't Confucius invent that term?

posted by losir at 12:10 PM

Oh dear.

There are some musical artists who should NEVER have a CD only release. That is to say, instead of releasing an "album", it should always come in either DVD or VHS format. Some artists should only be seen, and not heard.

Hello, Mariah Carey. I'm sending you a "Get well" card as I write. Obviously you're feeling under the weather, and hopped up on Sudafed, because there's no other explanation for Loverboy.

Granted, you have a body that launches a thousand ships. But you also had a voice that spanned enough octaves to be a human marvel. I mean, I can moo like a cow and cluck like a hen, but there's no way normal people can crone like you.

So I ask again, why is it that everytime I see your music video, I invariably sit closer to the TV, but also mute the audio. The song is terrible, and you know it, hence the need to show so much skin. If radio had visuals, it'd be a hit for sure. As such, I really can't imagine people hearing it, and go: "Man, what a wicked tune."

I've tried to like it, I really have. I even tried listening to the lyrics. Let's face it, you didn't sing half of the song, and when you are singing, I hear you haw-ing and ha-ing through those octaves, but otherwise, it makes not sense.

And the rapper, I mean, no offence, but Cameo?! What has he given us? "Word up!". Timeless poetry it's not. You're a popular girl, Mariah, collaborate with someone recent, like Jay Z or Q-Tip. Heck get Eminem, at least his lyrics are decent, if only a little offensive. Wait, I'm not done. Even if you can't afford these guys, get like Vanilla Ice, at least we remember "Word to your mother."

If you release a DVD of your videos, they'd sell like the proverbial hot cakes, but if your latest CD contains more the likes of Loverboy, .MP3 pirating just got a little less wrong. You can almost make a case for it being okay after playing Loverboy (remix or not) to the public.

....but oh boy, what eye candy! posted by losir at 12:38 AM

Did my weekly code review meeting... finally had something to say.

At the end my little presentation, people cheered and clapped. I think they're just relieved I stopped talking. I dunno....

....Quit while I'm ahead? Nah.... I like to go down in flames. posted by losir at 1:40 PM

Wow, where have I been? Completely not committed to updating this page as of late. Need a little break and deal with reality.

Otherwise, everything is ship-shape.... and no, not the ship Titanic, you pessimist!

I just had a nice little pow-wow with my new PTL. Not the ass kissing type pow wow, just a friendly little jibber jabber. He assures me that I won't be fired quite just yet (or else they wouldn't have given me a raise, as pitiful as it was). I think he's pretty happy with my progression. Nevertheless, I'm still petrified when my facade is finally blown; they'll scream: "Ah HA! I knew he didn't know what he was talking about!! He read it from a book!"

True enough, I'm "coding by numbers". It's sort of like paint by numbers, but the only colour I see is shaped like stars, when I hold my breath and forget to breathe each time nothing works and I don't know why. Whatever, it's slow, but the pace is steady.

I wish I really had more time to sit here and ponder the fowlness of life, but my chicken dinner is waiting at home.

...waits for laughter. Nope.



posted by losir at 8:10 PM