America

There will not be a
Man fest in my destiny
Penises are gross



The Banana Haiku

Ba na na na na
Ba na na na na na na
Ba na na na na



The Banana Haiku, lyrical

Ba na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na



My Girlfriend's Dog

Not China's Boxers:
His rebellion will be of
Groans and sticky drool



Age 16

Tonight I found out I'm not a poet
I might not even be a writer
I'm interested in everything but me