This story is being written for the October VOLA challenge:  "For the month of Halloween we request that you provide us with Tricks and Treats.  Please spin us a web of the supernatural variety: vampires, witches, ghosts, goblins, Hobbits, wizards, or your standard bout of trick-or-treat that is more about the treats than the tricks."  This story features Viggo as a wizard and Orlando as a vampire. It will be very dark in places. Warnings will come before specific chapters. This story is completely AU.

Thanks to kay em for the title and to everyone who has listened to me think out loud for being sounding boards and support.