Title: Problem solved
Authors: Ariel and Artino2
Rated: Nc-17
Warning: Graphic het sex
Pairing: Several Elves R Us group members with various elves and Aragorn.
Disclaimer: We do not own any of these Elves or Aragorn although we like to play with them often. This is merely for our lustful enjoyment and no money is being made from it.
Archived: Elves R Us Yahoo group.
Summary: This is a little ficlet that we wrote up, celebrating the 300th member to our little ERU family. Obviously, AU.
 


Aragorn glanced around the gathering of Elves in Imladris. Much to his annoyance, they had descended into the same petty rivalries that had always consumed them. Sindar versus Noldor, Mirkwood versus everyone else. Even Elrond, the least combative of them all, seemed determined to make things worse, not better. There had to be some way to find common ground between his friends and allies. But what could such a diverse group of Elves all agree on? There had to be something.
 
A movement on the balcony caught his eye. He glanced around, surprised that none of the Elves had noticed, but they were too caught up in their ridiculous pride to pay any attention here, where they felt safe. He studied the form on the balcony, wanting to make sure his eyes were not playing tricks. Yes, that was indeed Donna, standing there. And if Donna was there, that meant the rest of her friends from the Elves_R_Us Yahoo group were not far behind. It looked like he had his solution. Something all the Elves could agree on.
 
Donna looked down at the group of delicious Elves and then turned to look at her friends who had made the trip with her. Cin was biting her lip in anticipation of what was yet to come and Red looked as if she would squeal at any moment. "This is a special occasion ladies," she said to them. Elda and Faith smiled and nodded. "We have finally hit 300 members in the Elves R Us Yahoo group. I always said that when we did, it would be a good celebration. Red, do you have the pipeweed?"
 
Red laughed and held up the baggies. "We are all set." Cin began bouncing as her eyes watched someone far down below. Donna looked in that direction and could clearly see Aragorn as he sat talking with Thranduil. Thranduil had not seen them yet, but soon, yes soon they would all forget their petty differences and unite together for an evening of pleasure.
 
She turned back to the small group of women. "Elda, do you have the Shire Hootch?" She nodded and laughed. "Yep, I had the Hobbits deliver it earlier just in case we hit that 300 mark."

"Anything else we need?" Donna asked.
 
"Chocolate," Ariel all but purred. "Can't have a party with Elves with no chocolate." As she spoke, she caught movement down below. Aragorn had motioned for them to join the Elves on the terrace. "I think we're being summoned, ladies. Shall we join our friends?" The seven women who had been able to clear their schedules for the trip took one look at each other, broke into wild grins, and ran down the stairs.
 
Their sudden appearance stopped the arguing cold. "We've come to party, boys," Faith drawled, eyeing Haldir. The startled Elves hesitated for a moment. That one moment was all the Elves R Us members needed to move among the Elves, each selecting the Elf of her choice.
 
Donna walked up to the group of Elves and Aragorn. "We have reason to celebrate guys, we have finally hit the 300 mark on the group and we know all of your wonderful inspiration."

"I hope you are all not 'too busy' to play," Red teased as she eyed Elrond, silently undressing him with her eyes. She knew the elf had a body to die for hidden beneath those velvet robes. A body that she planned on making all hers. Elrond caught the hidden meaning behind her words and very nearly dropped the glass of wine he had been holding. "Your arrival is a blessing," he said. "It is exactly what we need after a long day of council."
 
Elda and Faith moved over to Haldir, each taking one side of the blond haired Elf. "How's it going, Hal?" Elda asked with a grin. Haldir did not answer but gasped as he felt two hands groping his backside.
 
Donna settled herself in Elrohir's lap and called out to a few passing servants. "Bring out the Shire Hootch. Let the night begin." With that said, she claimed Elrohir's lips in a kiss that set off the sparks of what was surely to be a blazing night to remember.
 
Kelli sought out Thranduil. "Your Majesty," she said with a mocking bow, "it's good to see you again." Thranduil could never resist the challenge in her eyes. He grabbed her, pulling her into his embrace.
 
"The pleasure is mine," he replied, kissing her. When he released her mouth, Kelli laughed seductively. "I believe it will be my pleasure as well."
 
"Insolent wench," he growled. He proceeded to shut her mouth with his and neither said anything, or at least anything coherent, until much, much later.
 
Ariel and Cin, meanwhile, were both eyeing Aragorn lustfully. "Missing your wife tonight?" Cin asked, trying to hide her eagerness. "We could help ease your loneliness," Ariel suggested with a smile.
 
Before they could pounce, Legolas caught Ariel around the waist. "What about me?" he asked. "Are you going to leave me all alone?" Ariel glanced over her shoulder at Aragorn and Cin, already locked in a passionate embrace, then looked at Legolas. He had always been a little polished for her taste, but seeing him up close and feeling his strong body against hers, she realized that perhaps she had underestimated him. "I wouldn't dream of it, my Prince," she replied, burying her hands in his braids and pulling him down for a kiss.
 
Donna surfaced from Elrohir's embrace long enough to see that all the council members had forgotten whatever they had been arguing over. She reached for a glass of Shire Hootch, took a sip, and shared it with Elrohir. Straight from her mouth. Oh, yes, this was going to be a party to remember.
 
"Why don't we all go someplace more comfortable?" Elda said as she took hold of Haldir's left hand. Not to be left behind, Faith took his right. "What did you have in mind?" he asked her as he squeezed the hands of both women.
 
"There is a hot springs near here, isn't there?" she said loud enough for everyone to hear.
 
Elrond stopped sucking on Red's exposed neck and looked at the group. "Yes, there is one, shall we all retire to that area?" Not needing to be asked twice, the women grabbed their lovers' hands and began pulling them in the direction of the hot springs. The night air was a tad cool but the amount of heat to be generated that night would surely heat things up. The hot springs looked very inviting as they approached it.
 
"This is perfect," Donna said as she reached for the buttons on her shirt. "Let's all get naked and have some fun." She finished unbuttoning the last button and discarded her top, giving Elrohir an eyeful. Soon clothes were being tossed aside, from very modern bras and panties, to elegant kingly robes of silk and velvet.
 
Kelli waited as Thranduil sat down before promptly straddling his lap. "You do not waste time," he smirked and wrapped his arms around her slim waist. "Time is too precious to waste my Lord. I am, after all, just a mortal."
 
"Then we shall have to make the most of the time we are given," he said as he lowered his lips to her chest, kissing a path to her nipple which bobbed just above the water level.
 
Meanwhile, Faith and Elda had attacked Haldir's robes. With two of them working on him, he was quickly naked. They shed their own clothes just as quickly and pulled him into the springs with them, Faith kissing his firm lips while Elda caught the tip of one ear between her teeth. Haldir lay back and let them have their way. He would have been a fool not to, and while the arrogant March warden was many things, he had never been a fool.
 
Ariel watched from Legolas' embrace as Red and Elrond and Cin and Aragorn joined the others in the spring. She even took a moment to ogle Aragorn's backside. She didn't know when or if she'd ever get the chance again. When Legolas began undressing her, she turned to him with a wicked grin on her face. "How adventurous are you feeling tonight, my Prince?" she challenged.
 
"I am here, am I not, surrounded by seven naked, or mostly naked mortal women, all intent on ravishing my friends and me. That should qualify as adventurous. Why?" Ariel held up the chocolate sauce that she had brought with her. "Because I've thought of something we might do before we bathe. Interested?"
 
As she spoke, she dipped a finger in the chocolate sauce, then brought it to her lips, licking her finger seductively. Legolas grabbed her finger before the chocolate was all gone and finished cleaning her hand.
 
"Very," he replied, shedding his own clothes before settling to the ground with an outstretched hand. He eyed her speculatively, trying to decide where best to apply the chocolate.
 
Kelli's moan was the first one heard in the stillness of the night as she lost herself to Thranduil's wicked tongue. He delighted in tasting her as he licked his way up along her neck. "You are driving me insane," she moaned as she squirmed in his lap. He laughed and bit none to gently on her tender skin, making her gasp in surprise. "It will be worth the wait," he teased.
 
Red had heard Kelli's gasp and had looked up from beside Elrond. She had started working her magic on him by taking him in her hand and slowly stroking his already hard erection. The elf Lord had his eyes closed and was relaxing, enjoying the attentions of the fiery redhead that always seemed to know how to make him relax. After such a long and tedious council that he had to endure earlier, this was exactly what he needed to unwind. He silently thanked the Valar for the Elves R Us Yahoo group. Whatever would he do without them? The Christmas party, the New Year's Eve party, and the Valentine's Day party had been wonderful. To be admired by all of these wonderful maidens was a thrilling role that he was all too willing to play.
 
A stray thought crossed Elrohir's mind that his father was sitting right across the spring, about to be ravished by one of the women who had invaded their council when Donna's talented fingers slid between his legs, stroking him as he had imagined her doing since the last time the Elves R Us girls had come to visit. He tried to stop the moan that was rising in his throat, but Donna's lips found his nipple and that was the end of his restraint. Donna grinned wickedly at the sound of Elrohir's pleasure. He would be moaning more before the night was over.
 
The sounds of passion rising from the Elves and the women in the pool went to Aragorn's head with as much potency as any glass of wine. He looked down at Cin, who was running exploring hands over his chest, and knew that he had to have her. As soon as humanly possible. Holding her steady with one hand, his lips slid down her neck to her breast, tasting and teasing while his other hand found its way to her curls. She opened for him willingly, as eager for his touch as he was to touch her.
 
Legolas watched as Ariel poured a stream of chocolate syrup down his smooth chest, stopping just below his stomach. He held his breath as he felt her tongue tease his sensitive skin. He felt a shudder go through his body as she lapped up the sweet tasting confection. Legolas felt her tongue as it strayed from its course to tease his nipple, and he reached up to wrap his fingers in her silken tresses. "You are a tease," he accused but was soon silenced as she returned to the sweetened trail. He took a deep breath as her tongue made its way lower, circling around his navel, making sure to get all of the chocolate. She looked up at him from her position of authority and grinned. His eyes were begging her, pleading even, to continue her downward path. Wanting to please him, she did just that and took his erection fully into her mouth.
 
Haldir was trembling on the verge of ecstasy with not one, but two lovely ladies attending to his every desire. Two sets of hands roaming his body. Two mouths, one for each nipple. Two sets of legs, entwining with his. His only problem was which one to take first. Elda solved that problem for him by straddling his hips and sliding down onto his erection. She met Faith's eyes for a moment before her own closed with desire. "You can have him in a few minutes," Elda promised.
 
As Elda rode him hard, Haldir turned his head to Faith's pouting mouth. He pulled her to him and kissed her, tongue driving into her mouth as his erection drove into Elda's body. When he was sure she would not pull away, he ran his hand down her side and buried his fingers inside her, bringing her along with Elda and himself to the edge of orgasm.
 
Elrohir growled as Donna, who sat on his lap, one leg on each side, teasing and torturing him by running her tongue along his ear. "You know my weakness?" he said, his voice a bit breathless from desire. "Yes, I do," she whispered in his ear as she moved her lips to his to silence him. Her tongue moved freely against his, tantalizing and teasing until she could not take it any longer herself.
 
"I need you," she moaned as she bit his bottom lip. That was his cue to take her and he did not disappoint. Swiftly he placed a hand on each side of her hips and lifted her up and onto his erection. She threw her head back in pleasure as he filled her, each thrust taking her closer and closer to completion. She gripped his shoulders and held on as he bounced her up and down, both of them oblivious to the others who were all in various stages of arousal.
 
Red nearly screamed with delight when Elrond lifted her out of the water and applied his mouth to her folds. He tortured her that way, holding her on the cusp of release for long, long minutes until she was begging for him to fill her, to give her what she had been missing since the last party. Elrond was not insensitive to her pleas, but he got to see her so rarely that he was not about to pass up the opportunity to ravish her completely.
 
Finally, when he had reduced her to a mass of quivering nerves, he rose up over her and plunged his burning shaft inside her, quenching both of their desires with his powerful thrusts.
 
Legolas bucked his hips in response to Ariel's ministrations. He knew he would not be able to last much longer and he wanted to give her pleasure as well. Before she knew what was happening, he placed his arm around her and switched places so that he was on top and she was now at his mercy. He entered her with one thrust and caught her surprised gasp with his lips as he pressed them down upon hers. He felt her legs wrap around him as he pressed on, faster and faster, driving them both towards their release.
 
Donna could hear the sounds of passionate cries echoing through out the woods as her group members found pleasure in their partners. Hers soon joined them as Elrohir pushed her over the edge of her climax. Breathlessly she collapsed against him and he held her tightly as their hearts beat together in unison.
 
Aragorn had taken complete possession of Cin's senses long before, touching, tasting, exploring every inch of her body. She had tried to return the caresses, tried to pleasure him as he was doing to her, but he caught her wrists in one hand, pinning them in his grasp, leaving her completely at his mercy. Not that she was complaining. She couldn't think of anyone whose mercy she would rather be at. Actually, she couldn't think. Period. Not with his teeth and tongue doing wicked things to her body. "Are you ready, meleth?" he asked, teasingly.
 
"Aragorn," she wailed, proving just how ready she was. He grinned and slid home, burying himself deep in her welcoming heat.
 
"Come for me, melamin," he whispered against her lips as he plunged into her again and again.
 
She was helpless to resist that voice and gave in to the desire coursing through her. Slowly, the moans and cries faded from the clearing. Legolas scooped Ariel into his arms and carried her to the spring, relaxing with her in the warm water. Elrond, likewise, eased Red back into the welcoming pool.
 
When Donna could speak again, she smiled across the pool at Aragorn and Cin, still snuggled in a close embrace. "Problem solved," she told him, as if she had known that he was frustrated with the dissension that had reigned among the Elves before their arrival.

Her comment brought laughter from all gathered. "Maybe we should disagree more often," Thranduil suggested with a leer for Kelli, "if this is the result." The others agreed. Problem solved indeed.

The End