Title: Ding Dong; the Bitch is Gone
Author: Artino2
Rated: Nc-17
Warning: graphic sex, foul language, bitch abuse
Pairing: the ERU girls and the ME Elves
Disclaimer: It's all Tolkien's, none of it is mine.
Summary: ERU has had it's first big upset when the Bitch known as Kelli
disturbs the peace. The members of ERU run to their Elves for
comfort...
"Why does this have to happen to my group?" Donna whined as she looked
at her other delightful ERU members. "I mean, sure I knew it would
happen sooner or later, but still, I don't like it."
She sighed loudly and paced the ERU party room. "Why did Kelli have to
turn out to be such a bitch? Why did she have to post such hurtful
things about other dear members?"
She stopped pacing and thought for a moment. "I think we need to seek
council with the Elves. They will help us get through this little
problem here."
She looked at the faces of her ERU members and friends. Pat, Jade, and
Cin were waiting anxiously to see if indeed there would be a trip to
Middle Earth to play with the Elves and Men that they all so dearly
loved. Donna nodded her head and smiled. "That is exactly what we will
do. Ladies, let's go find our obsessions and see what they think about
all of this."
Cin, Sinda, Pat, Elda, Jade, Jennifer, Mitchie, Hana, Faith, Hana, and
Red all let out a loud cheer as they scampered off of the sofas they
had been sitting on. They couldn't wait to cry on the shoulders of
their beloved Elves and Men.
The group walked through the magic portal and found themselves
surrounded by golden trees. "Lorien!" Elda squealed as she looked up in
the trees. She was certain Haldir must be somewhere high overhead
watching them. He did after all, know everything that happened in the
woods of Lorien that he guarded so well.
It was only moments later that the elf in question jumped down from the
trees and pulled the startled woman into his embrace. "Elda!" he
exclaimed, clearly happy to see the ERU women again. "What brings you
ladies to Lorien?"
"Oh Hal!" Donna said with a frown. "We had our very first Troll at ERU
today and it has just left us all sad and upset." Haldir frowned and
reached out for all of the women, wanting to hold them all and protect
them from all of the sadness and upset in their world.
"We were hoping you and the others would comfort us," Sinda said as she
ran her fingers through his long silvery locks.
He grinned at her and said in his oh so lovable growl, "I think that
can be arranged."
He led them into the city of Caras Galadhon and even though the ladies
had been there before, they were still in awe of the amazingly
beautiful realm. Jennifer's squeal broke their thoughts as she went
running into the arms of none other then the Prince of Mirkwood
himself. Legolas caught her up and swung her around as he laughed at
her excitement.
"I'm so glad you are here!" she giggled as he pulled her close to him
and placed a small kiss on her nose.
"I am also glad that I am here. We were holding a council with Celeborn
and Galadriel. Elrond is also here as well as his sons," he said with a
grin towards the other ERU members.
"That is good news," Donna said as she looked to her left. Movement had
caught her eyes and she smiled as she saw the Twins coming down from
one of the talans. Elrohir gasped and ran to her, hugging her close.
Not to be outdone, Elladan decided to wrap his arms around both of
them, and reached out for Hana. "I'm happy to see you as well," Hana
laughed as she looked up into two identical grins and over at Donna.
They both found themselves smooshed between Elrond's sons, not that
they were complaining.
"Boys," Elrond chastised. "Let the ladies breathe at least." He shot
Donna a smile as he wrapped his arms around Faith and Pat. "I am happy
to see both of you here. What brings you to this world? Not that you
need to have an excuse to visit of course."
Faith and Pat filled him in on what had been happening lately in the
ERU group. Elrond and the others listened with interest. Glorfindel and
Thranduil, Aragorn and Eomer joined the group as well. "That is most
unfortunate," Thranduil said as he winked at Jade. "Did she leave
willingly?"
Mitchie hugged Eomer and sighed. "She did not leave. I'm afraid Donna
had to ban her ass on the group as well as in the Role Play."
"Yep that's right. I will not stand for anyone being hurtful to any of
my dear sweet members," the list mommy said as she grabbed a hold of
Elrohir's playful hands. Bringing them up to her lips, she kissed them
gently, making sure her tongue flickered out just enough to entice him.
She was rewarded when his grey eyes flashed a shade darker, letting her
know she had caused the desired effect. "Even though she is now gone,
there is still damage control to worry about. Plus she is probably
badmouthing us to everyone on other lists and all. We need comforting
don't we girls?"
"That's right," Jade pouted as she looked at Thranduil. "She hurt all
of our feelings by her nasty rude remarks."
Thranduil stood taller and took on his regal pose. "Should we throw her
in the dungeons?"
Mitchie laughed. "Donna wanted me to arrest her."
"Well she did disturb our peace didn't she? And you are a cop Mitchie.
You should have thrown the book at her. The Tolkien book that is."
"How about Middle Earth for Dummies?" Jennifer said as she playfully
pinched Legolas on his rear end.
"This is all too stressing," Elda chimed in. "Can we all go someplace
and relax?"
"What exactly did you have in mind?" Haldir growled in her ear as he
placed his arm around Elda and Sinda. both girls exchanged a smirk and
whispered something in his ear. "I think that can be arranged," he said
as he led them off towards the lake.
Donna watched them leave and motioned for the rest of the group to
follow. She knew that the large talan by the lake was where they could
all find the comfort they had come for. She allowed the Twins to take
the lead, one on each side of her, each holding onto one of her hands,
and Elladan holding onto Hana's. If anyone could take her mind off of
the Kelli incident, it was these Elves.
When they arrived at the talan by the lake, Donna smiled as she saw
Elda and Sinda each taking turns kissing the tall hunky Marchwarden.
Yes, this was exactly what they all needed. Legolas quickly climbed up
to the large talan and dropped down the rope ladder. One by one all of
the ERU members and the Middle Earth characters climbed up the ladder.
The talan was beautiful. It was by far the largest and most elegant one
in all of Caras Galadhon. There were several chaises placed around the
room, each covered with soft fluffy pillows. Light airy fabric hung at
the windows, flowing out as the warm summer breeze floated in through
the windows. Glorfindel set about pouring glasses of wine and soon
everyone was comfortable.
There was more talk about the Troll situation and Legolas even offered
to shoot her with his arrow if it would please the ERU ladies. Jennifer
laughed and kissed him, thanking him for the offer. "We can not off her
though, just ban her from all of our favorite places. After all, it is
she who is missing out on all of the fun we have. Besides, your "arrow"
is for me only right?" Legolas nodded and pulled her onto his lap.
"We do have a lot of fun here," Mitchie said as she ran her hand along
Eomer's broad chest. She couldn't wait to get a piece of that Rohirrim
and licked her lips in anticipation. "I did bring my handcuffs just in
case they were needed," she whispered in his ear. He let out a semi
loud moan as he recalled the last time Mitchie had wanted to play Cops
and Bad Rohirrim. With a chuckle, he pulled her back onto the lounge
and began teasing her just the way he knew she liked it.
"Well those two are off to a good start," Faith said as she looked
hopefully at Elrond. Pat winked at her and the two of them began
unfastening the Elf's robes. "These look awfully uncomfortable."
Pat nodded. "They look hot and it is hot in here to me is it hot for
you Faith?"
Faith laughed as she pulled the robe off of the smiling Elf. "Yes, it
is indeed hot in here." Donna shook her head and laughed as she
snuggled next to Elrohir, her hand already reaching down under his
tunic. She loved watching her ERU members have a good time.
"It is great that we can come here whenever we want to and visit. It
helps us relieve our stress."
"That is definitely true," Jade said as she pouted at Thranduil. "Our
world is way too stressful." The Mirkwood King took her hint and began
massaging her shoulders through her thin cotton shirt. Jade sighed and
leaned back into his touch. Those strong nimble fingers sending
electric impulses through her body. "You definitely know how to use
your hands," she moaned.
"My hands and other things," he teased as he leaned over and ran his
tongue along the delicate curve of her ear. Jade gasped and closed her
eyes, giving into the lovely sensations he was causing. "Am I helping
to ease your tension and troubles?"
"Uh-huh," she mumbled as she turned and began kissing him back. Soon
they were lost to each other as they tumbled back onto the chaise they
had been sitting on.
Mitchie had given into Eomer and pulled out her handcuffs. Before he
knew what was happening, he found himself attached to the large wooden
arms of the chaise. "Now that you have me here," he said with a low
seductive drawl, "what will you do with me?"
Mitchie laughed. "I plan on riding you," she said simply as she reached
for the button on her jeans. Eomer watched her with heavy anticipation
as she unfastened her pants and stripped off her shirt. The sight
before him already causing his manhood to twitch with desire. He tried
to move but the handcuffs kept him from doing so. Mitchie took great
pleasure in watching him squirm as she began removing his clothes. She
kissed down his taut abdomen and grinned as she came to the lacings of
his breeches. with a little laugh she grasped the ties in her teeth and
proceeded to untie them, all the whole gazing longingly into his eyes.
Aragorn poured Cin another glass of wine and smiled warmly at her.
"Drink up my lady." Cin sipped her wine and looked at the handsome
ranger. "If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me
drunk."
Aragorn feigned a hurt expression and Cin laughed. "I'm only teasing."
"I know that, and so am I," he said softly as he reached for her glass.
She let him take it from her hands and watched to see what he would do
next. He took the glass and held it over her body. Slowly he titled the
glass, letting the cold sweet liquid fall down the silky skin of her
chest, right between her ample breasts. She gasped at his actions as
they had taken her completely by surprise.
"Allow me," he said as he reached for her shirt, pulling it up and over
her head with ease. He placed his lips on her skin and began licking
the trail of wine until he soon had her moaning and squirming under his
ministrations.
Glorfindel watched as Aragorn began pleasuring his lady and looked at
Red. "Do you mind if I lick wine from your delicate supple skin?" Red
found herself speechless but did manage to nod her head. It was all the
blonde elf needed to begin his pleasure techniques. He undressed her
before using the wine as he did not wish to ruin her lovely outfit she
was wearing. When he had her stripped he laid her back carefully on the
chaise and reached for his glass of wine. Slowly he poured some of the
sweet liquid across her skin watching as the desire displayed across
her facial features. With much anticipation, he leaned down and ran his
tongue along her chest, stopping for a moment at eat fully erect
nipple, giving them a soft playful nibble.
He worked his way down to her navel and let his tongue dip inside to
taste the wine that had pooled there. This made Red squeal and they
laughed together as they lost themselves in each other, oblivious to
the other couples around them.
Thranduil was an inpatient Elf if there ever was one. Tired of the
teasing or spurred on by the other fun going on around them, he grabbed
Jade by her shoulders and pushed her down to the floor in front of him.
She knew what he wanted and was ready to give it to him. Thranduil.
King of the Mirkwood Elves. A powerful Elf Lord who she knew would be
mewing like a kitten once she took him in her mouth. Power. He was
powerful, but so was she when it came to pleasuring him how he liked
it. She also knew that he would give as good as he got, and she looked
forward to that for sure.
Within minutes she had him fully exposed and took him all into her
mouth. Instantly the Elf King began moaning and thrusting his hips. His
fingers entangled into her hair, as he urged her on. She swirled her
tongue around the tip before taking him fully inside once again making
him gasp from the waves of pleasure that coursed through him.
Donna watched as the scene began to turn into the orgy that she knew it
would, just like all the other times that they had visited their Elves.
It was the best way to relieve tension and to forget about the worries
and problems of their own world. She laid her head on Elrohir's
shoulder as she looked around the room. Legolas was sitting on a chair
and he already had Jennifer bouncing up and down on him. From her
moaning it appeared that was enjoying herself. Aragorn and Cin had
exchanged roles and it was now Cin who was pouring wine on Aragorn and
licking it from his body. It was amazing how the powerful Men and Elves
could turn to a big puddle of goo when an ERU member used their tongue
on them.
Faith and Pat were already lost with Elrond, each oblivious to anything
else going on in the room. Same for Haldir who had Elda on his face and
Faith busy riding his elfhood. It was good that the ERU members knew
how to share.
Donna smiled as she heard all the moaning and groaning mingled with
shouts of ecstacy and pleasure. Kelli the big bad Troll was far from
everyone's mind now and no matter what she had done, it was all erased
from their minds. She had ceased to exist in the ERU group and all was
well once again. "Ding dong; the Bitch is gone," she whispered as she
turned her attentions fully to Elrohir.
The End