Decoded Geek Code
GEEK TYPE CODE [GCS$]
Geek of Computer Science Getting paid for it!.
GEEK DRESS CODE [d-$]
I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt. Getting paid for it!
GEEK SHAPE CODE [s:]
I'm an average geek.
GEEK AGE CODE [a-]
My age is 25-29.
GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++$]
Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the
morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud
on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.
Getting paid for it!
GEEK UNIX CODE [UL++++$]
I use GNU/Linux exclusively. I am the sysadmin. If you try and
crack my machine don't be surprised if the municipal works
department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to start a
new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.
Getting paid for it!
GEEK PERL CODE [P++$]
Perl is a powerful programming tool. I don't write shell scripts
anymore because I write them in Perl. Getting paid for it!
GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L+++$]
I use GNU/Linux exclusively on my system. I monitor comp.os.linux.*
and even answer questions sometimes. Getting paid for it!
GEEK EMACS CODE [E---()]
My tendencies on this issue range from: "Emacs sucks! vi
forever!!!", to: "Yeah, I know what emacs is, and use it as my
regular editor."
GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++]
I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my
.signature.
GEEK USENET CODE [N++]
I read all the news in a select handful of groups.
GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o+]
I have been incarnated at least once.
GEEK KIBO CODE [!K]
I refuse to categorize myself on Kibo.
GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w--->?$]
Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years.
Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned,
disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt. But someday I'd like to say:
"MicroSoft Windows? I don't even know what that is... Getting paid
for it!"
GEEK OS/2 CODE [!O]
I refuse to categorize myself on OS/2.
GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M-]
Macs suck. All real geeks have a character prompt.
GEEK VMS CODE [V?]
VMS? I don't even know what that is...
GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS+]
My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell
anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If
you don't like it, turn the bloody channel.
GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE++]
Keep the government off the backs of businesses. Deregulate as much
as possible.
GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+]
I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I
am not really all that active or vocal.
GEEK PGP CODE [PGP>++]
I've used it, but stopped long ago. But someday I'd like to say:
"I have the most recent version and use it regularly."
GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t(+)]
My tendencies on this issue range from: "It's just another TV
show.", to: "It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things
good on television any more."
GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5?]
Babylon 5? I don't even know what that is...
GEEK X FILES CODE [X-]
It's ok if you like paranoia and conspiracy stories, but, let's face
it, it's crap.
GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R*]
I thought life WAS role-playing?
GEEK TELEVISION CODE [!tv-]
I do not own a television. But if I did participate in this
category, I would characterize myself as follows: "I watch tv for
the news and 'special programming.'"
GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+>+++]
I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often. But someday I'd
like to say: "I consume a few books a week as part of a staple
diet."
GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI++++]
I've received mail from Scott Adams. I'm in the DNRC (Dogbert's New
Ruling Class).
GEEK DOOM CODE [D]
I've played the game and I'm pretty indifferent.
THE GEEK CODE [G]
I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.
GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e++>++++$]
Got a Baccalaureate degree. But someday I'd like to say: "Managed
to get my Ph.D. Getting paid for it!"
GEEK HOUSING CODE [h--(*)>++]
My tendencies on this issue range from: "Living with one or more
people who know nothing about being a Geek and refuse to watch
Babylon 5.", to: "I'm not sure where I live anymore. This
lab/workplace seems like home to me." But someday I'd like to say:
"Living in a cave with 47 computers and an Internet feed, located
near a Dominoes pizza. See !d."
GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r(-)]
My tendencies on this issue range from: "I date periodically.", to:
"I have difficulty maintaining a relationship."
GEEK SEX CODE [y+>-]
Male. I've had real, live sex. But someday I'd like to say: "Not
having sex by choice."
-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GCS$ d-$ s: a- C++$ UL++++$ P++$ L+++$ E---() W++ N++ o+ !K w--->?$ !O M-
V? PS+ PE++ Y+ PGP>++ t(+) 5? X- R* !tv- b+>+++ DI++++ D G e++>++++$
h--(*)>++ r(-) y+>-
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