Hello, how are you? Happy to see you.

Welcome to my page. Currently, I have the following stuff available for your viewing pleasure:

The MST3K page - It's glorious. Simply glorious.

My portfolio - Not quite as glorious, but still lovely, if you're into that sort of thing.

My college swim team page - If you like sarcasm and inside jokes, this is the page for you!

Some links - Rarely updated. I might not even give the page a fancy makeover.

Mitch Hedberg - Mitch Hedberg was a great talent, and seemed like a nice guy. He will be sorely missed.

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MST3K and everything involved therein belongs to Best Brains, blah blah blah, any similarities to any person living or dead is purely coincidental. Interest rate doubles after two years. Good only while supplies last. Offer valid in 49 states. SOORRRRRY Tennessee!