1) Name?: i think that's getting a bit too personal... 
2) School?: uccs 
3) E-mail: duh! (this was originally an e-mail forward)
4) Ever Drank?: i was born with chronic hydrophobia
5) Missed school because it was raining?: that generally doesn't happen to home schoolers...then again, i guess it generally doesn't happen to anyone
6) Put a body part on fire for amusement?: mine or someone else's?
7) Kept a secret from everyone?: no. i'm the epitome of a blabbermouth.
8) Had an imaginary friend before?: no. but i do have an imaginary arch enemy...
9) Wanted to hook up with a boy/girl friend before?: what's a boy/girl? or should i ask?
10) Cried during a movie?: hmmm...no, never.
11) Had a new kid on the block tape?: a friend of mine used to like new kids on the block - is that even what this question is about?
12) Ever thought an animated character was hot?: well there's always johnny bravo...
13) I didn't want to answer this one so i just decided to delete it 
14) Prank called someone?: not successfully. the one time i really tried was on a dare at a slumber party. i called the radio station intending to request "the abc song" in a little kid voice. i couldn't even get through a sentence before i burst out giggling and had to hang-up.
15) Ever been on stage?: yes, and the adrenaline rush is cool (unless you haven't practiced)
16) Favorite Shampoo?: vo5 vanilla
17) Favorite soap?: soap? what's that? (j/k)
18) Day/Night?: night - it's easier to hide from the arch enemy
19) Summer/Winter?: winter; i hate heat
20) Online smiley?: i prefer winky-face
21) Lace or satin?: how 'bout latin & seis?
22) Favorite cartoon characters?: roadrunner, pink panther, pinky & the brain, inspector gadget
23) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: no. all of my friends are either boys or girls.
24) Like anyone?: no. the whole world has conspired against me & joined forces with the arch enemy...
25) Who have you known the longest?: me
26) Who do you go to for advice?: me
27) Who do you cry with?: i don't cry
28) When do you cry the most?: I DON'T CRY
29) Have you ever cut ur own hair?: when i feel perfectionistic i search the entire length of my braid for split ends
30) Ever been sarcastic?: no 
31) Met someone new?: never. i've known the ENTIRE world my ENTIRE life. (who thinks up these questions???)
32) Favorite peeps to talk to?: people who talk instead of saying peeps
33) Who is your favorite person to hug?: nobody - everybody's on the arch enemy's side, REMEMBER?!
34) Last time you fought with your parents?: not worth trying to remember
35) Have you ever wished upon a star?: i would if i could ever get upon a star
36) Do you laugh until you cry?: i told you - i don't cry
37) Have you ever watched the sunset/sunrise?: no. the arch enemy is always blocking the view...
38) Read a book for fun?: no. only to help defeat the arch enemy...
39) Favorite meal?: i don't eat
40) Are you lonely?: yes. i'm the only one on my side, in case you haven't figured it out yet..
41) Do you have a crush on someone?: *gasp* me, have a crush???!!! 
44) The closet monster?: nope. guess again...
45) The big bang theory?: what's so theoretical about big bangs? whoever wrote this apparently doesn't have brothers (or an arch enemy)
46) What is your full name?: if i tell, the arch enemy will find out. my only safety is anonymity.
47) Favorite group?: heathcliffe's really jammin' buddies...i don't know
48) What is right next to you?: air
49) What is ur computer made of?: antimatter
50) What are the last four digits of ur Phone #?: 62394
51) Where do you want to go on ur honeymoon?: since i've all but decided to never marry, and instead opt for the life of a 21st century technological intergalactic hermitess - it's a moot point for me. of course, if i meet a really dashing space pirate i might not have much choice...maybe we could go hang out at the jupiter jump
52) How many people are on ur buddy list?: only a few people who think they have me convinced that they aren't on the arch enemy's side...
53) How is the weather right now?: i'm inside
54) What did you do last night?: sleep
55) How do you eat an oreo?: very carefully - you never know when you might be poisoned...
56) Dream car?: feet - the arch enemy owns all car companies anyway
57) What is your career of choice?: physicist (i.e. 21st century technological intergalactic hermitess/ arch enemy's bane)
58) If you could change ur name what would it be?: arch enemy. i want his power
59) Whats the dumbest thing you have ever done?: no comment
60) What will ur first son's name be?: Dashing Space Pirate Jr.
61) What will ur first daughter's name be? Foxy Moron (if she's blond)
62) Do you prefer on the Phone or in person?: i prefer pixel/paper. the arch enemy is illiterate 
63) Do you want ur friends to do this survey?: yes. it's how i get info about the arch enemy's activity 
64) Where do you see yourself in ten years?: somewhere beyond this solar system, and hopefully beyond the reach of the arch enemy
65) Are you too shy to ask someone out?: how many bold people do you know who go around complaining of an imaginary arch enemy? 
66) Finish time?: rats! i forgot to count - the arch enemy will surely use this against me