GI Joe - Once Upon A Joe

By: Night Creeper

Disclaimer: All of the characters created by Hasbro are owned and created by Hasbro. And even though I have tampered with some of the storylines and backgrounds established by Hasbro, they are still owned by Hasbro. Any resemblances to actual people are coincidental and unintentional. And remember, this story is used for entertainment and not profit. If it is illegal for you to read something that only ADULTS should read, then go away!

Notes from the author: This story is based on the episode, Once Upon A Joe. In the cartoon, Shipwreck babysits, the rest of the Joes search for the McGuffin Device, Cobra attacks, and cartoon characters attack.

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GI Joe - Once Upon A Joe

By: Night Creeper

“Mainframe! You better have some good news,” Beach Head yelled into his walkie-talkie.

“I don’t know if this is good or not, but there is a giant cobra slithering outside my window right now,” Mainframe replied.

“How big is this cobra?” Beach Head asked.

“About six feet.”

“Six feet long?”

“Six feet tall with hands.”

“Come again.”

“No time. I have to get the kids out of here.”

“What did Mainframe say?” Wet-Suit asked.

“He said there’s a six feet tall cobra with hands back at the orphanage,” Beach Head replied.

“Should we go back?” Leatherneck asked

“Wait. Where did that come from?” Beach Head asked as he pointed at the large house made of candy at the edge of the woods. The house was brightly lit since all the gumdrops were as bright as spotlights. Next to the candy house was a large combat boot house.

“That wasn’t there a few seconds ago,” Leatherneck spoke as he gripped his gun.

“Should we check it out?” Wet-Suit asked.

“No! We have to find the McGuffin Device,” Beach Head declared.

“Wait!” Leatherneck shouted as he pointed at the brown cow. All three Joes watched in shock as the cow was wearing white tennis shoes on each hoof and it had a white sign on it that identified it as a cow. The cow ran to the door of the candy house. The cow then looked at the three men and the door opened without the cow even touching it. With the door opened, the cow ran inside and the door closed behind it.

“Did you all see that?” Wet-Suit asked.

“A cow wearing tennis shoes?” Beach Head asked.

“Yes,” Wet-Suit replied.

“Then let’s go check out the house,” Beach Head spoke as all three men moved cautiously to the door, which opened once they approached.

The three men were shocked by what was inside the candy house. There were several stages with poles and chairs all around, but they were the only ones inside the house. The men didn’t even make it to the chairs when the center stage lit up and music started to blast through the speakers on the walls. There were two poles on the main stage, which was a good thing too since Scarlett and Lady Jaye magically appeared on the center stage.

“What is going on?” Beach Head snarled.

“I don’t know, but both of them are dressed in a tight bra and g-string,” Wet-Suit spoke as he sat down in front of the stage. Leatherneck and Beach Head both shrugged and joined him.

Back on the stage, Scarlett and Lady Jaye shared a kiss. They pressed their bodies against each other and ran their hands up and down each other’s bodies. When they broke the kiss, there was a long strand of saliva that was connected to both their lips. The women then pulled themselves apart and began to dance while holding on to their respective poles. After a few minutes, the women alternated between humping the poles and pumping it the pole between their breasts. Later, both women jumped onto the pole and wrapped their legs around the pole. They both slid down the pole as the pole rubbed against their shaved pussies. Both women moaned seductively the entire trip until they landed on the stage.

Scarlett slowly stood up and then fell to her knees. The redhead grabbed the brunette by the hair and helped her to her feet. Scarlett made sure that the men could see Lady Jaye as she pumped three of her fingers in and out of the woman’s pussy.

“Ooooohhhhh!” Lady Jaye moaned as she spread her legs and cupped her own breasts. The brunette closed her eyes. She licked her lips. The woman then released her breasts and ran every finger along her lips, collecting her own saliva. Lady Jaye then one by one, stuck a finger into her mouth, and pumped it in and out a few times before pulling her finger completely out and licking it with her tongue. Once completed, the woman rubbed her nipples between her finger and thumb several times before pulling on them. Lady Jaye moaned lustfully as she played with her large breasts.

The redhead started to kiss and lick the brunette’s neck as she continued to pump her fingers in and out of the woman’s pussy. Scarlett eyed the men as played with Lady Jaye. She even batted her eyelashes in an attempt to tease them. The woman’s facial expression only changed and mouthed, “oops,” when Lady Jaye climaxed.

The brunette wailed like a banshee as her body trembled. Her legs became weak and quickly buckled as she fell back against Scarlett’s body before slowly sliding down toward the stage. Scarlett had to retract her hand from the brunette’s sex and knelt down as Lady Jaye sank onto the stage. Once she was seated on the stage, the brunette turned her head and began to kiss, bite, and suck on Scarlett’s nipple.

“Ohhh,” Scarlett moaned as her pussy juice covered fingers clamped down on her right nipple. She pinched, twisted, and pulled her own nipple as she closed her eyes and moaned.

Lady Jaye grabbed Scarlett’s right hand and began to lick every inch of her hand as she swallowed her own juices. The brunette then turned her attention to the redhead’s right breast, where she ran her tongue across every inch of the redhead’s breast. Once done, the pair kissed before Lady Jaye began to slide on the stage.

“Ohhhhh!” Scarlett moaned loudly as she arched her back and whipped her head backwards as Lady Jaye began to lick her pussy. The redhead straddled the brunette’s face as the tip of the brunette’s tongue flicked rapidly across her clit over and over again. Scarlett gripped the sides of the brunette’s head and began to pump her between her long legs as Lady Jaye’s tongue serviced the woman’s pussy. The redhead didn’t last long as her juices blasted Lady Jaye’s face when she climaxed.

The two women waited for a few seconds as they collected themselves. Then Scarlett pounced on Lady Jaye’s face. She held her head and began to slide her tongue all over her face, trying to swallow as much of her own juices as humanly possible. Once done, both women looked at the men and licked their lips.

Within seconds, Scarlett was on her knees and servicing Beach Head’s dick with her mouth while Lady Jaye was busy servicing Leatherneck’s dick while her left hand pumped Wet-Suit’s dick. Both women alternated between sliding their tongues up and down the members, kissing the head of the dicks, and bobbing their heads up and down the entire length of the dicks.

The Joe men couldn’t believe it as two of the most beautiful female members of their team were serving their dicks. However, Lady Jaye unexpected released Leatherneck and Wet-Suit. The woman then took Wet-Suit’s hand and made him sit on Beach Head’s left side. Scarlett then gripped the man’s dick with her left hand while her right one gripped Leatherneck’s cock. Her hands began to pump furiously the men’s dicks while she continued to service Beach Head’s cock. Lady Jaye on the other hand, stood behind Beach Head and nuzzled his neck between her large tits.

Once Beach Head climaxed, the brunette forced him to his feet as Scarlett cleaned his cock. The woman then slid Wet-Suit into the chair and made Beach Head sit in Wet-Suit’s seat. The redhead then sucked Wet-Suit’s member as she started to pump Beach Head’s cock.

Leatherneck watched in anticipation as he waited for his turn as Lady Jaye sandwiched the Seal’s neck between her tits. The Marine didn’t have to wait long as Wet-Suit was simply unable to control himself as he shot his load deep into the redhead’s throat. That’s when Lady Jaye made Leatherneck and Wet-Suit switch seats. Leatherneck lasted slightly longer than Wet-Suit before he shot his load.

“My turn,” Lady Jaye spoke as Scarlett nodded and switched places with the brunette.

The three men looked at each with great anticipation.

“Ohhhhh,” an exhausted Leatherneck moaned as Lady Jaye worked on his still hard cock.

“Can’t handle it, jarhead?” Wet-Suit asked.

“I . . .” Leatherneck moaned as he looked down at Lady Jaye. He saw the woman lock her lips around his cock. The man saw her cheeks hollow as she applied suction to his dick. He couldn’t see her tongue, but he felt it slurping on his dick. However, the white beard made of spunk that she sported on her chin was too much for him to take. The man closed his eyes and blew his load into the woman’s mouth before he slumped back into the chair.

“Move it,” Wet-Suit spoke as he tried to push Leatherneck out of the way.

“No need,” Lady Jaye spoke between the slurps that she made while licking up the cum. The brunette simply dove her mouth on Wet-Suit’s dick and reached over with her left hand, where she petted Leatherneck’s sensitive cock. Just to tease the man, she flicked the head a few times and listened to man groan while Beach Head’s dick jerked a few times as the sight excited him.

“Holy crap,” Wet-Suit grunted as he tried to delay his climax. Lady Jaye’s skilled tongue was pushing him rapidly toward the edge. He could feel the tightness of her lips as she latched onto his dick. Her lips were soft, but the hold was tight and it felt amazing. The man arched his back and closed his eyes as he tried to delay the inevitable. However, he wasn’t able to delay it very long as he climaxed and slumped in his chair.

“Next,” Lady Jaye spoke as she looked at Beach Head.

The G.I. Joe trainer didn’t say anything as he saw Lady Jaye release the other men’s dicks and turn her attention completely to his. The woman licked the head of his member a few times before she sandwiched his dick with her breasts. She then pumped his dick between her breasts as she kissed and licked the head of his member. Beach Head moaned as his dick grew even harder. He knew that the woman was dating Flint, but he couldn’t do anything to stop his body from reacting to her ministrations, nor was he able to do anything to stop her; not that he wanted to.

“Mmmmmm,” the brunette moaned as she wrapped her lips around his dick. The woman then looked up at Beach Head’s eyes and knew that the man was extremely close to blowing his load. Lady Jaye sped up her actions and the man immediately reacted.

“Holy cow!” Beach Head groaned as he reached down and tried to grab Lady Jaye’s hair.

“Not yet,” Lady Jaye spoke as she released her breasts and slapped the man’s hand away. The woman then smirked as Scarlett placed a flat bench behind her. The brunette laid down on the bench and spread her legs. She beckoned Beach Head, who immediately sprung into action.

The man inserted his dick into the woman’s warm snatch. Beach Head began to pump his member in and out of her of pussy, totally ignoring the fact that Lady Jaye was dating Flint. The man pumped as hard and as fast as he could. His hands gripped her hips and watched her breasts jiggle with each thrust.

Lady Jaye moaned, but didn’t talk since she Scarlett helped Leatherneck to his feet and repositioned the man. The brunette stuffed the man’s member into her mouth and licked his dick over and over again. The redhead then assisted Wet-Suit and the brunette grabbed his dick and began to jerk him off.

All three men moaned and couldn’t believe their luck as the brunette allowed the men to use her while the redhead stared at them lustfully. The mere thought of the women was enough to keep them hard, but fucking them was even better.

Beach Head grunted and was about to blow his load when Lady Jaye and Scarlett suddenly disappeared. The entire house made of candy disappeared, the music ended, and the lights were gone. Instead, there were a few explosions in the distance. Beach Head looked at the other men, who were in shock.

“Beach Head! Come in Beach Head!” Mainframe yelled into the walkie-talkie.

Beach Head shook his head and took several seconds before he eventually reached down and picked up the walkie-talkie from the grass. “Mainframe?” the man asked in a daze.

“Beach Head! I’ve been trying to contact you for over half an hour now. I found all the kids. You may want to hear this. Go ahead Jenny.”

“Mr. Beach Head,” Jenny spoke.

“Yes,” the man replied, trying to shake the cobwebs out of his head.

“Mr. Shipwreck told us a story earlier about a hamburger cave, which was guarded by the Evil Fairy Stepmother, the Big Bad Cobra, and the Giant. The Duke and his sons, Frog-Face, and Shipshape were the heros. A few minutes ago, they rescued us from the attacking Cobra jets,” Jenny spoke.

“What?” Beach Head replied in shock.

“That’s the thing, Beach Head,” Mainframe spoke as he took the walkie-talkie from Jenny. “I think the characters from Shipwreck’s story came to life and fought Cobra. I know it’s weird, but I can’t explain it any other way.”

“Are the children safe?” Beach Head asked as he started at Leatherneck and Wet-Suit, who were just as shocked, but were getting dressed.

“Yes.”

“Good. Where is Shipwreck?”

“I don’t know, but a really short cartoon version of him took out several Night Ravens.”

“Stay with the children. We’ll look for Shipwreck. Beach Head out,” Beach Head replied.

“So you think Shipwreck’s story came to life?” Wet-Suit asked.

“The McGuffin Device is able to projects the user’s most inner nature and has the ability to alter the fabric of reality. In other words, we experienced Shipwreck’s fantasy,” Beach Head informed the other two.

“That means Shipwreck must have activated the McGuffin Device,” Leatherneck spoke.

“Better yet, we have the McGuffin Device and Cobra doesn’t,” Wet-Suit added.

“We should call it in,” Leatherneck spoke as everyone finished getting dressed and grabbed their weapons.

“Hey guys! I’m so glad to see you! I found the McGuffin Device! We need to radio Hawk,” Shipwreck yelled as he leapt out of the woods.

“Did you activate the McGuffin Device, Shipwreck?” Beach Head asked.

“I think so. I felt this bright light and the next thing I knew, Cobra was retreating,” Shipwreck spoke.

“Do you remember the kids and their video games and comics, Shipwreck?”

“Yes . . . Beach Head . . . why?” a confused Shipwreck asked.

“Continue to tell the kids your stories, read from their comic books, and play their video games with them. Just remember to keep the McGuffin Device with you and activate it if Cobra attacks.”

“I . . .”

“That’s an order, Shipwreck.”

“Okay. Okay,” Shipwreck spoke as he headed back toward the orphanage.

“What was all that about?” Wet-Suit asked.

“Cobra is bound to try again and I don’t know about you, but I want the candy house to appear again,” Beach Head spoke.

“What about Cobra?” Leatheneck asked.

“I think Shipwreck’s stories can keep them away and if the ladies from this books and games appear, the more the merrier,” Beach Head chuckled as the other two nodded in approval.

The End?