Aquaman versus Superman--the Battle of the century

**Today I will teach you about how Aquaman is better than Superman.**

Picture of Aquaman — Picture of the great *Aquaman*

Picture of Superman — Picture of the not so great *Superman*

As shown by like *cough* *cough* every single comic ever, Aquaman could beat up Superman in like 2 seconds. In fact, Superman is so bad that from now on I will refered to him as "Sewerman".

	Aquaman	Sewerman	Winner
Coolness	Cool	Not Cool	Aquaman
Awesomeness	Awesome	Not Awesome	Aquaman
Smartness	Genius	Dumb	Aquaman
Strenth	Can lift anything	Can't lift an ant	Aquaman
Overall Winner			Aquaman

Now we will look at the individual powers, and weaknesses, of Aquaman (the great) and Sewerman (the stupid).

Aquaman:

control of water
control of sea creatures
breathes underwater
enhanced senses
nearly impenetrible skin
swims incredibly fast
superhuman strengh
no weaknesses
vision in total darkness
enhanced hearing

Sewerman:

makes little red lines appear (can be acheived with this)
has super strengh (can be acheived with these)
has super strong skin (can be acheived with this)
has a weakness of kryptonite (which is available here)

If you couldn't already tell then I will state it loud and clear.

AQUAMAN IS BETTER THAN SUPERMAN!!!!!!!

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