I don't own anything. The characters from Stargate belong to their respected studios and such and Anya belongs to Mutant Enemy and so on. I just borrowed them for a night of drinking and just wished that I owned them but alas I don't :P
One night I was playing the Buffy drinking game with some friends and even though I told myself that I wouldn't write anymore fanfic until I learned proper writing and studied the characters and such I did.
So in my slightly drunken haze I wrote this and my friends encouraged me to post this as a way to get me back on track as well as serve as a PSA on why new fanfic author's shouldn't drink. So here it is... umm write sober!
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Near the end of their of their most recent mission through the stargate to an uninhabited planet Jack observes Teal�c running quickly back towards the group.
�Teal�c what�d you find?�
�I have found a woman Colonel O�Neill.�
�Really? You found a woman on a deserted planet full of sand?� Jack asked with a smirk. �So � Who�s the lucky girl?�
�I left her over there behind the sand dune where I first encountered her.�
�I thought this planet was uninhabited?� Asked Daniel coming up behind Jack.
�It is.� Replied Teal�c. �She told me that she is mearly here on holiday.�
�Holiday? Teal�c, big guy, I think that we�ve had you in the sun too long today.�
�I am perfectly fine O�Neill although I suggest that we leave this place.�
�Why?�
�HEY BIG, STRONG AND NON � TALKING! IS YOUR SEXY BUTT OVER THERE?� Anya yelled from the top of the sand dune.
Teal�c, Jack and Daniel looked up at her.
�HEY DO YOUR FRIENDS WANT TO JOIN IN TOO?�
�SAM!� Jack called out �Start dialing�.NOW!�
�What? But sir��
�Just do it now Carter!� Jack screamed as he, Teal�c, and Daniel began running towards the gate, Anya running the dune behind them.
�HEY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? DON�T YOU WANT ORGASAMS? She yelled as the members of SG1 bounded through the stargate to the safety of Earth.
�Oh well maybe I�ll catch them back on Earth.� She finished with a smirk.
