John has big tits. He is probably one of the biggest members of the AOS. He and his little brother Daniel are very fat. John gets annoying sometimes, too, because he thinks he owns part of the AOS with his stupid little project called AOSHE, AOS Home Edition. He thinks he can tell us how we are supposed to do our stunts, where we should do them, and why shouldn't we do them.
But, it's okay, we deal with it.
Last year, I lifted John up for the F-Five, and I dropped him, because he wasn't holding on, and only half way spun him around for the fall. He landed on his side, and started making these weird noises, because of his Asthma. From then on, we remember that move as The F-2 1/2 |
