1.)I was watching Jessa Zaragosa being interviewed by Kris Aquino. Kris asked her to say 3 nice words about DingDong. And she said, " Actually, one word lang eh, MY LIFE." Ngek, di marunong mag bilang!!!
2.)"hindi ako kumakain ng tao!! i am not a carnival!!" *melanie marquez
3.)" i am not an addict!!! i am the victims!!! " *melanie marquez
4.)meron din ako kay regine. She was asked about the issue about her and KC Montero, kung sila ba o hindi.This is what she said: "No, we're not dating, he's like my grandchildren na noh!!"" my goodness, how many kc monteros do we have in the philippines???
5.) Boy Abunda: So, Melanie, any last words for your mother-in-law? Melanie Marquez: You know what Kuya Boy, I'll say this in English 'coz she doesn't understand Tagalog. You know what Mrs. Dee, I've long been wanting to tell you this.. ang labo mo!!!"
6.)Nadia Montenegro: I would like to invite all of you to watch 14 Going Steady on the Twenty twooth of November...
7.)eto kagabi nanood ulit ako ng tfc. The field reporter was talking to the news anchor, they were talking about the 3 heads that were found in Mindanao, i forgot how he said it, but here goes... field reporter: " They are still not sure if the headless heads belong to this and this......" headless head daw, meron ba non?!?!!
8.)Melanie Marquez: "I want to thank my mother, my father and MY PARENTS" Question: tinanong sa kanya kung anong bagay ang proud sya sa sarili nya (something like that but I don't remember na) Melanie Marquez: I'm proud of my LONG LEGEDNESS!!!
9.)Star talk gave Rita Magdalena a trophy/award ata for the best dress ekek...tapos when she was called to deliver a short speech...sabi ba naman nya: "...Thanks to my FRIENDSHIPS! friendships daw oh! anobah!
10.)" I would like to invite everybody to watch The Life Story of Julie Vega. Kung nasaan man si Julie ngayon, I'm sure she's very happy 'coz it's just around the corner." *Nadia Montenegro
11.)Ate Luds: Paano mo nalalagpasan ang mga pagsubok mo sa buhay? Melanie Marquez: You know what, Ate Luds, when you're alone, you really have to set your foot.. ahhh.. forward!!
12.)Alma Moreno wrapping up the conversation with guest Joey Albert in her now defunct show Rated A. Joey de Leon was the co-host. Alma: So Joey, paki ulit muli yung concert mo sa University of Belt. Joey de leon : Ness naman eh, kaya tayo pinagtatawanan eh, University Belt
13.)Overheard from a girl na galit na galit sa kararating na boyfriend sa Starbucks. Girl : My god you're so late. Where did you...where have you... Where do you...saan ka ba galing???
14.)Melanie Marquez: Vilma, we should all be realism! (baka realistic!)
15.)Joe Quirino: Sharon, are you familiar with the current problems we have in the film industry? Sharon: Sorry, Tito Joe, I'm afraid not. JQ: What about you Myra, what can you say? Myra Manibog: Naku Tito Joe, I'm afraid also!
16.)angela velez...kanina lang on the buzz...when asked what time here car was stolen..."ewan ko, i think around 5AM in THE MORNING..."
17.)pwede bang dialogue? "junjun had already sex w/ her" *camille pratts*
18.)di lang ako sure kung sa calendar girl or teevee babe nangyari toContestant: Hi I'm(contestants name), from (pinanggalingan nya) and i want to be a MEDICINE!!! (hehehe anong klase?)
19.)(circa 1995) TV show host - "Is there anything you wish to improve at this point and time?" Leandro Baldemor - "I have to improvement my acting"
20.)melanie marquez (classic! my favorite is: "ito na yata ang pinakamaligayang pasko at manigong bagong taon sa inyo!" -- her accceptance speech after winning an award. and that wasn't even in english!) >
21.)vilma santos ("it's not my fault anymore, it's your fault anymore!")
22.) di ko na marember kung ano yung exact na sinabi ni nikki valdez. kasi kris was asking her about troy, tas parang anong wish ba nya para sa relationship nila ni troy. then she replied na "sana talagang foreverness na..." or something to that effect. sus! eh napanood ko kasi yun sa TFC sa ape pa, kaya ayun...inabot siya ng tawa sa kaka-rewind. >
23.)eto isa pa about alma moreno din but i'm not sure if it's for real o joke lang: alma was at mcdonald's ata, tas after giving her order sa waiter, tinanong siya ng waiter: "Ma'am, for dine in or for take-out?" to which she replied: "No for Vandolph" ano ba yun???
24.)from some bold star: she was being interviewed by cristy fermin dati pa sa cristy per minute, kasi ganito yun, pinahiram daw ni bold star yung car niya sa friend niya eh yung friend niya nabangga yung car niya so naglit siya and sabi niya sa friend niya: "OH MY GOD!!! WHAT DID YOU DID???!!!???"
25.)Reporter: Alma ilang movies na ba ang nagawa mo? I mean bongga ang dami ha! Alma Moreno: AY! ang hirap naman niyan ! Reporter: Estimate...More or less...how many? Alma Moreno: More!
26.)melanie marquez and boy abunda: boy: o melanie, paano na ang showbiz career mo ngayong nagmo-mormon ka na? melanie: a okay lang yan boy kasi matagal na rin akong semi-retarded.
27.)Eat Bulaga husband and wife compatability contest (a la New Married game) Host: Misis, ano ang nilalagay ni Mister sa kanyang itlog tuwing umaga?? Misis: Johnson's Baby Powder! >
28.)meron pa kay alma, kaso d ko lam kung joke lang. tinatanong daw siya ni ate ludz kung anong masasabi niya sa violence na nangyayari sa bansa, she replied: "ano ba yan ate ludz, kung piano nga hindi ako marunong, 'violence' pa kaya!" a-che-che! tapos sa mcdo din daw: vandolph: "mommy, mommy gusto ko no'n!" (pointing at the apple pie picture) alma: o sige sige anak. miss, isa ngang TURON! hyuk! hyuk! hyuk!
29.)In one beauty contest (di ko maalala kung Mutya ng Pilipinas or Binibini...), the question yata was: Who is the one person you admire most? Contestant: My mother. (She then went on to say na her mother took good care of the family, etc. etc., and ended with...) That's why I'M PROUD TO BE MY MOTHER! Labo!!!
30.)eto pa isang di ko rin alam kung joke o tot oo beh: alma moreno singing miles away: "MILE AWAY, UR SO MANY MILE AWAY....." abay sabat ng kasama nya:alma naman e...lagyan mo ng "S". si alma uli: "SMILE AWAY...UR SO MANY SMILE AWAY...."
31.)Alma Moreno uli... Ewan ko lang kung totoo ito. Kasi related ito dun sa turon at dine in or take out issue sa Mc Do. Before daw sila umorder, ganito daw ang nangyari... Alma: Huwag kang pumunta dun sa malayo at malapit na tayong umorder. Vandolph: (takbo ng takbo tapos nadulas) Wahhhh!!! Alma: You see, you see (Tignan mo, tignan mo). I said don't go there, but you go still. (Sabi sa iyong huwag kang pumunta dun, pero pumunta ka pa rin). (Sabay kurot kay Vandolph) Vandolph: Arayyyyy!!!! Alma: O what, you gonna repeat it again? (O ano, uulitin mo pa ba?) I'm not just just, change me! (Hindi ako basta basta, iba ako eh!) Iba ka talaga, Alma!!! Itong susunod, nangyari daw sa debut ni Manilyn Reynes. Manilyn: Uyyy!!! Thank you for coming to my party. Enjoy yourselves! Alma: Syempre. (then beso-beso with Mane, tapos biglang humirit ng...) Mane, how old are you na nga ba? Syempre 18, debut nga eh! >
32.)Ibang version ang alam ko sa incident na yun. Ang sabi daw ni Alma nung >nadulas si Vandolph: >Alma: I told you not to go to, but you go to! Look at! >Kakaiba nga sya!
33.)martin nievera interviewing sarah balabagan sa m.a.d. martin: how are you doing sarah? sarah: it's fine!
34.)ang tawag namin kay danilo barrios (the dancer from streetboys), e VEGETARIAN!! Here's why: during an interview in today with kris, danilo told kris that he is a vegetarian. so kris said, "oh, so hindi ka kumakain ng beef, pork, chicken..." danilo replied, "ah, kumakain din ako nun!" ano ba talaga, mr vegetarian?!
35.)o eto naman napanood ko sa Talk TV and the topic was about "What Turns You On". Guest nila si Toffee Calma. Ang gist eh i-describe yung katabi at sabihin mo kung ano yung turn on sa kanya. Ryan Agoncillo: Oh Toffee, what turns you on kay Tintin (Bersola)? Toffee: Ah si Tintin, yung pagiging cuteness niya. Ay sus cuteness daw ahhhh......
36.)Vilma Santos at the "Anak" press junket: I really like Claudine. We can talk anything under the sun. Go Mayor Vi!
37.)Lydia immediately after winning against PT Usha of India for the Century Dash.in 1984 Asian Games. Reporter: What happened Lydia, mukhang bumanat ka sa ending. Lydia: OO nga, mabilis siya, but you know, I ran and I fast!
38.)Ang ganda ng gospel number na yon,napaka-enlighting.Teka magpupunas ako, I'm sweatening.*VILMA SANTOS
39.)I watched on this TV about 2 weeks ago in a showbiz talkshow. Sunshine Dizon was being interviewed about her boyfriend Polo. She goes: "I think we complement each other. Yung weakness ko, strongest nya. And yung strongest ko, weakness nya." migosh!!! I think what she meant was STRENGTH! 40.) DAWN ZULUETA receiving an award at 1991 Famas: Thanks to my producers! Thanks to my Directors! And tHank you GODS! --> Ano ka HINDU?
41.)in one of those beauty pageants in the province, host asks contestant: Host: so miss, what's your motto? Contestant: Uhhh, "unto-unto others, unto-unto you..."
42.)Eto kanina lang sa Startalk. Featured si Melanie dahil bagong panganak sya sa panganay nila ni Atty Lawyer. Melanie: ..... finally my answers have been prayered. Ano daw? hehehe. Okay lang yan. understandable naman kasi bagong panganak lang so medyo tuliro pa siguro utak ni Melanie.
43.)some contributions pero may pagka classic na. alma bloopers: @ loveliness: guest niya si ate vi sa loveliness nya, eh late dumating si ate vi. kaya nung inintroduce nya si ate vi to do a number, sabi niya, "ladies & gentlemen, let's welcome. the LATE ms. vilma santos!" ngek! " @ mcdo: alma umoorder, "one big mac for me and one SMALL mac for vandolph (kasi maliit daw si vandolph). sabi ng CP, after umorder ni loveliness ng burgers, "with pleasure, ma'am." sabi ni alma, "no, with ketsup!" @ see true: ate luds: i heard, wall to wall daw ang carpet mo sa bago nyong house ni dolphy? alma: ate luds, hindi naman. sahig lang!
44.)LA Lopez: Okey lang if people comment about my physical attributes at the back of my back, but please stay out of my sanity! ---> Statement regarding the issue of his planning to file libel case against "BUBBLE GANG".
45.)Calendar Girl din sa MTB: John: What is your motto? (Girl thinks long and hard) Her cheering squad in the audience begins to shout, "Time is Gold!", "Time is Gold!". Girl: Uhmm...Chinese Gold??? Waaaahhhh...
46.)Here's mine: Remember Camille Roxas in her "What did you did?" blooper? Di ba si Ogie Diaz (or John Lapuz, not sure) yung nag sensationalize nun? So to make amends, "nakipagbati" si Ogie (or John) kay Camille. So okay lang daw kay Camille coz naging sikat nga raw siya. Then nagkuwento na si Camille how people recognize her whenever she goes out. Kuwento niya: "Madami na nga nakakakilala sa kin dahil sa What did you did? na yan. One >time nga, pumunta kami ng japanese food, (then she went on how the waiters and waitresses recognized her)."
47.)I remember someone telling me about one of Alma Moreno's many blunders. Apparently she made a guest appearance on one of Martin Nievera's shows a long time ago(dunno which one). Alma was telling him something, but he could not follow what she was saying so Martin asked "COME AGAIN?". To that Alma replied: "YES, I'LL COME AGAIN" 48.)fredmore delos santos when asked kung ano ang fave food niya... fredmore: "oh i like japanese food" interviewer: "like what?" fredmore: "sinigang na baboy" NAMAN!!!
49.)Kuya Germs telling Alma (she came in late from a shooting yata)..Ness..ur pretty late, what happened? Alma: Kuya germs naman, late na nga pretty pa...binobola mo naman ako,,(NGEK)
50.)KRISTINE: >--i just wanna thank my endorsements. >--it's okay, im stupider. >--the nominees is, the winner are. >--im so flattered at all. (ay super flattered siya!) > >ASSUNTA: >--honesty (honestly) >--i just wanna thank god for his faithfulness (ay, siya na pala si GOD >ha?!) >--im always grounded kasi (uy, humble daw siya!) >
>VILMA SANTOS: >--we can never can tell >--its not my fault anymore, its your fault anymore. >--oh, its a blessing in the sky >
>VINA MORALES: >--THANKS EDGAR! (after parokya ni edgar lead singer performed--whose name >happens to be chito! hahaha!)
Forwarded by: (King, 2003) to [email protected]