Without Me

A/n: This is just a parody of the Eminem song "Without Me." I don't own anything...umm. oh yeah, this is from Marilyn Manson's POV. So with that said, enjoy!!

Without Me parody

Two preachers go 'round and bitch about me

Bitch about me

Two preachers go 'round and bitch about me

Bitch about me

Guess who's back?

Back again?

Manson's back

Tell a friend

Guess who's back?

I've created a monster

'Cuz nobody wants to see Brian no more

They want Marilyn

I'm chopped liver

Well, if you want Marilyn, this is what I'll give ya

A little bit of me mixed with a Final Flash

A ki blast that'll jumpstart my heart quicker

Than a shock that you get from me on TV

From a video 'cuz I live without cooperating

And I'm shockin' the world with an operation

You've waiting this long, so stop denying

'Cuz I'm back, my new album's got preachers crying

I know that you censor me, PMRC

But all these cuss words are complicating

So the FCC won't let it be

Or let me be me, so let me see

They try get me off of MTV

But it seems so empty without me

So, I am whatever you say I am

Jump back, jiggle a hip and wiggle a bit

And get ready, 'cuz this shit's about to get heavy

I just got signed to Nothing

Thanks Trent Reznor!!

So churches like to mess with me

So everybody, rally with me

'Cuz we need a little controversy

'Cuz it feels so empty without me

So churches like to mess with me

So everybody, rally with me

'Cuz we need a little controversy

'Cuz it feels so empty without me

Note to haters: I like being rebellious

You're just embarrassed you still listen to Elvis

Teens are feeling like prisoners helpless

'Till someone comes along on a mission and yells 'GOTH!'

I'm a visionary, vision of scary

Could start a revolution, pollutin' the airwaves

I'm a rebel, so just let me revel and bask

In the fact that I got every preacher kissin' my ass

And it's a disaster

Such a catastrophe

For you to see so damn much of my ass

You asked for me?

Well, I'm back

na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Fix your damn antenna

Tune it in and then I'm gonna

Enter in inside your skin like a splinter

The Beautiful People

I'm back for the winter

I'm interesting

The best thing since wrestling

Investing in your kids ears and nesting

Testing, attention please

Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me

Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free

A nuisance?

Who sent?

You sent for me?

So churches like to mess with me

So everybody, rally with me

'Cuz we need a little controversy

'Cuz it feels so empty without me

So churches like to mess with me

So everybody, rally with me

'Cuz we need a little controversy

'Cuz it feels so empty without me

Forget religion, I go this with that

Anybody who's talking this or that

Gidget Gein, you can get your ass kicked

Worse than that little Daisy bastard

And haters, you can get stomped by Twiggy

You middle-aged Bible-loving fags, blow me

You don't know me, you're too old, let go

It's over, nobody listens to Christian

Let's go, just give me the signal

I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults

I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil

Ever since I proclaimed myself the Anti-Christ

But sometimes, man, it just seems

Everybody only wants to discuss me

So this must mean I'm disgusting

But it's just me, I'm just obscene

No, I'm not the first king of controversy

I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley

To do rock music so selfishly

And use it to get myself wealthy

There's a concept that works

Twenty million other shock-rockers emerge

But no matter how many fish in the sea

It'll be so empty without me

So churches like to mess with me

So everybody, rally with me

'Cuz we need a little controversy

'Cuz it feels so empty without me

So churches like to mess with me

So everybody, rally with me

'Cuz we need a little controversy

'Cuz it feels so empty without me

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