A/N: Oh God, I’m gonna hate myself for this later……I hope you people have a sense of humor…..This is my lame attempt at humor…please….humor me….(no pun intended)…these are basically parodies of various Veggie Tales songs….BTW, please don’t take offense…even I like Veggie Tales…I just put these up here, ‘cuz my friends thought they were hilarious. BTW, without having to do all that crap and catagorize each separate song…..every new one will just be a new chapter in this fic…So basically, the chapters are different songs….anyway, on with the silliness!! (If you think I’m insane, give me a break, it’s 3 a.m.)

 

 

Silly Songs With Manson

By Trent Reznor_X_Marilyn Manson

 

 

The Shocking Lead Singer of the Marilyn Manson Band (Parody of The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps)

 

( Ginger, John 5, and Pogo): There was a man, not too long ago

Who caused people to faint

Was not admired, and did not inspire

A preacher, priest, or saint

But people came from all around

With all their hidden woes

For a special cure, they knew for sure

Almost every rock star knows…..

 

( Manson): This is a song

For all the preachers

Without a sense of humor

And they love God too

But if I sing

For you poor, poor preachers

You’ll try to kill me

In a day or two

( I’m not a slave, to a God that doesn’t exist, I’m not a slave to a world that doesn’t give a shit)

 

( Twiggy): He’s gone a little loopy, that’s because he gets beat

By his ‘loving, caring’ girlfriend, I sure hope that we won’t meet

 

( Ginger, John 5, and Pogo): No skeptic could explain how he got away with all this, but

Most music critics assumed he was a run-amok nut

Some just bought his albums, while others took a stand

Against the words of The Shocking Lead Singer of the Marilyn Manson Band

 

( Manson): This is a song

To all my haters

You wouldn’t know music

If it introduced itself

But please don’t cry

About this mishap

I hope you know that your God loves you

( Do you love your guns? Yeah! God? Yeah! Government?)

 

( Twiggy): Forget what he said, I’m sorry you’re so gritty

This is what you get when you move into the city

 

( Ginger, John 5, and Pogo): Some bandmembers flew, but their profits flew

Until one fateful day

When his bassist Twiggy Ramirez asked for a raise in pay

Marilyn pondered this a bit, but then stuck out his hand and said

‘No comprendo, amigo’ to the bassist of the Marilyn Manson band

 

( Manson): This is a song

For all my fans

I’m so glad you like me

Think I do too

So now I’ll sing

A new song that I wrote

The album’ll be out

In a day or two

( There’s lots of pretty, pretty ones, that want to get you high, but all the pretty, pretty ones will leave you low and blow your mind)

 

( Ginger, John 5, and Pogo): Now the moral of our story

It’s the point we hope we’ve made

When you go a little loopy

Make sure your bassist is well payed

Some just bought his albums, while others took a stand

Against the words of The Shocking Lead Singer of the Marilyn Manson Band

 

A/N: How do you like it so far? More to come indeed!!