A/N- A parody of the
Eminem song *Cleaning Out My Closet*. Some things might not be punctuated
correctly because my computers messed up and wont work right, so I cant make
apostrophes, colons, semicolons, or anything like that. Bear with me and ill
try to fix it as the song goes along. Sorry for dissin Twiggy.......from
Manson's POV based on the release of the new album.
Cleanin’ Out My Closet parody
This is for my homies
in Florida
Stick it in your pipe
and smoke it
Ayyo
Check it out
Have you ever been hated
or discriminated against?
I have
Ive been protested
and demonstrated against
Picket signs for my
wicked rhymes
Look at the times
Its Astonishing Panorama
of the Fuckin Endtimes
All this commotion,
emotions, run deep as oceans explodin
Tempers flarin from
parents
Just blow em off and
keep going
Not takin nothin from
noone
Give em hell long as
Im breathin
Kickin ass in the
mornin and takin names in the evenin
Leavin with a taste
thats sour thats in all of their mouths
See they can trigger
me, but they`ll never figure me out
Lookit me now
I bet youre probably
sicka me now
Aint you, Jeordie?
Ima make you look so
ridiculous now
Im sorry Twiggy
I never meant to hurt
you
I never meant to make
you cry
But tonite Im cleanin
out my closet
Im sorry Twiggy
I never meant to hurt
you
I never meant to make
you cry
But tonite Im cleanin
out my closet
I got some skeletons
in my closet
And I dont know if no
one knows it
So before they throw
me inside my coffin and close it
Ima expose it
I`ll take you back to
2002
Before we ever released
this multiplatinum sellin CD
We were recordin
Maybe it was just a
coupla months
My faggot bassist
musta had his panties up in a bunch
Cuz he split
I wonder if he even
told me goodbye
No, I dont on second
thought
I just fuckin wish he
would die
I look at Trenty
And I couldnt picture
leavin his side
Even If I hated Twigg
I grit my teeth and I
try to make it work with him
At least for Trents
sake
I maybe made some
mistakes
But Im only human
But Im man enough to
face em today
I dont know how to be
No play on MTV
The only shit thats
played on anything was the vid for Get Your Gunn
God only knows
Shit, why dont I just
see how it goes
Its my life
I like to welcome
y`all to the Marilyn Show
Im sorry Twiggy
I never meant to hurt
you
I never meant to make
you cry
But tonite Im cleanin
out my closet
Im sorry Twiggy
I never meant to hurt
you
I never meant to make
you cry
But tonite Im cleanin
out my closet
Now I would never
diss my own bassist just to get recognition
Take a second to
listen for who you think this record is dissin
But put yourself in
my position
Just try to invision
Witnessin your bassist
dissin you out in the kitchen
Im a crazy motherfucker,
haha, you all know that
Churches fucked with
me in the first act, what the fucks up with that?
My whole life I was
made to believe I was sick when I wasnt
Till I blew up and I
grew up
It makes you sick to
your stomach
Doesnt it?
Wasnt it the reason you
left the band and me, Twigg?
So you could try to
justify the way I treated you, Twigg?
Well, guess what, you
didnt know that now
And its cold when
youre lonely
And Pogos catchin on
so quick hes gonna know that youre phony
And Trents gettin so
strong now, you should see him
Hes beautiful
But you`ll never see
him
He wont even be at
your funeral
See, what hurts me
the most is you wont admit you was wrong
Twigg, do your shit
Keep tellin yourself
what you did wasnt wrong
But how dare you try
to take what you didnt help me to get
You selfish bitch
I hope you fuckin
burn in hell for this shit
Till then I`ll make a
prophecy and I`ll give Trent a call
This is a shoutout to
priests and those peeps
Check it out y`all.
Im sorry Twiggy
I never meant to hurt
you
I never meant to make
you cry
But tonite Im cleanin
out my closet
Im sorry Twiggy
I never meant to hurt
you
I never meant to make
you cry
But tonite Im cleanin
out my closet
Stick that in your
blunt and smoke it
Yeah......I said
blunt
A/N- Sad, very sad.
Sorry peoples.