A/N: Well, here's just some crap I thought of while I was in my Manson chat room. The fic leading up to this will come soon. So, make as much sense out of this as you can, and have fun reading! As a disclaimer, I own nothing of Nine Inch Nails or Marilyn Manson, but the villains, Gohan and Ana are mine. Ciao!

 

 

 

                 Astonishing Panorama of the Endtimes : Chapter 1- Go and Attack! The Great Mutant Valmar!

                                                                  by Trent Reznor_X_Marilyn Manson

                                                                                

 

 

Marilyn Manson, his wife Ana and son Gohan, Twiggy Ramirez, Pogo, John 5 and Ginger Fish flew to the battlefield where they were to decide the fate of the Earth. As soon as they touched ground, Marilyn looked around, hoping to see who or what they were fighting. Two figures suddenly appeared in front of the group.

" Well, well, well, if it isn't Brian Warner. The so-called Anti-Christ. You should know better than to oppose an elite."

The shorter one spoke up. Marilyn smiled proudly.

" Yup, that's me. So, are we going to talk, or fight?"

" We can't possibly begin without a proper introduction. I'm Valmar, this here's Rejiiku. Quite a warm welcome for angels of God." The short one spoke up. He apparently was the leader of the two.

Marilyn burst out laughing.

" Ha ha ha, ho ho ho, hee hee hee. You make me laugh. Lest you get the wrong empression, let me emphasize that I'm laughing at YOU. Angels of God?! Hahaha!! You must be a RIOT at parties!"

Valmar ignored him.

" Before we fight, I want you to tell us something. Why are we fighting you two?" Twiggy asked.

" Yeah, we haven't hurt anyone." Pogo whimpered.

" You see, there have been numerous reports that you and your friends are corrupting today's youth, so we're here to stop that. No longer will your hate anthems be produced." Valmar said.

"Ah, they must listen to us. Irresponsible Hate Anthem." Marilyn muttered under his breath to Trent.

" Mr. Warner, is there something you'd like to share with us?" Valmar asked.

Marilyn shook his head.

" N...No...."

Twiggy smirked.

" You will all die today." Rejiiku added.

Manson's patience was wearing thin.

" Just who the fuck do you think you are?!" He yelled.

" See? Even as you speak, you corrupt someone."

" Goddammit! Would you shut the hell up! Nobody gives a rat's ass!" Marilyn replied.

" Can we demonstrate our power? We'd hate to kill you all now without giving you a chance to run." Valmar smirked.

" Go ahead. Do your your worst!" Pogo said. In an instant, he was lifted up into the air and hurled into a tree.

" Owwies!! That hurt, you big jerk!" He complained. Twiggy glared at Valmar, who had thrown Pogo.

" That doesn't prove anything. I can do that too."

Pogo was lifted into the air and placed back next to Ginger.

Manson was getting impatient.

" Could we PLEASE get on with the fight so I can go home?"

Valmar chuckled.

" You won't be going home, but yes, we can fight now if you desire. Rejiiku, you shall have the honors."

Rejiiku stepped up to Marilyn.

" You won't last 5 minutes against me!"

"We'll see about that." Manson kept himself calm, even though he wanted to tear this guy apart.

The two stared at each other and faced off.