- YOU LIKE POP MUSIC
- YOU ARE RACIST
- YOU ARE NOW, OR HAVE EVER BEEN A CANADIAN
- YOU THINK GEORGE W. BUSH IS A GOOD PRESIDENT
- YOU ARE GEORGE W. BUSH
- YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT SOCIETY
- YOU LIKE MADONNA'S MUSIC
- YOU LUST OVER THINGS TO DON'T NEED (EXECPT FOR ME)
- YOU THINK O.J. WAS INNOCENT
- YOU THINK O.J. WAS GUILTY
- YOU ARE PEE-WEE HERMAN, RONALD REAGEN, OR JESUS
- YOU HAVE ANYTHING NAMED AFTER YOU...(SCREW YOU SAM PALLSBERRY)
- YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED BY ANYTHING (YOU SUCK)