| How Long Before They Send You Up River? |
| 1.When at your hearing for Murder 1 your defense is: A. Yeah I killed him, but he deserved it. B. Yes, your honor, I killed him. But I believe that cleaning up the mess is punishment enough C. I think I had passed out around then D. You just burst into tears. 2. Do you think murder is an acceptable way of settling disputes? A. Yes, completely B. Depends on who the dispute is with C. No not really D. Good Lord! How can you even suggest such a thing? 3. Have you ever commited a crime? A. Yeah sure, who hasn't? B. Does it count as a crime if I didn't get caught? C.I stole a pack of gum when I was ten D. Good heavens no! This question insults me 4. Your last significant other was: A. On parole B. Going into politics C. Normal by all standards D. Straight until they dated you 5. What is the wildest thing you have ever done? A. Stolen a car, driven it across the border, stripped it, and sold everything on the street B. Gone club hopping with a bunch of people that you didn't really know, all the while lying to your parents saying you were staying at a friend's house. C. Snuck in after curfue a couple times D. one time, I stayed up past my bed time. |
| Mostly As You're still out? You seems to think that no law applies to you and that life is just one really awesome joy ride. One of these days the ride is going to land you in the state pen. But until then, have a nice day. |
| Mostly Bs Odds are you might never get caught. You can work the system and you know it. You surround yourself with other people of power or people that can bail your bum out. You and I should hook up some time. |
| Mostly Cs Sounds like you are just another normal teenager. The occasional lift of a pack of gum or a parking ticket might get you in trouble, but the nearest you will get to prison is on a tour. Have a nice life. |
| Mostly Ds My God! You really need to loosen up. You might get some one else thrown in the slamer for murder. Just relax. Life will be a ton more fun |