| Here are some of the phrases that I like. Cry me a river, build me a bridge and GET OVER IT! You are such a moron you couldn't poor water out of a boot even if it had instructions printed on the heel. Does this face look like it cares? Fan-bloody-tastic Foolish mortal, you amuse me. The man who smiles in a time of crisis, knows who to blame. If today were a horse I would shoot it. Smile. It makes people wonder what you are thinking. I'm a girl. I'm made of sugar and spice and everything nice. So bite me. Heaven won't have me and hell is afraid I will take over. You're just jealous 'cause the voices talk to me! Got Bail? Sorry, I don't play well with others And just what color is the sky in your world? Here are some things that my fav radio show hosts have said. These two crack me up Tomorrow will be a new day. That one will be really fun! - Jamie White Shut up and go read the Bible. - Jamie White I don't care if it could dance. If it tastes good I'm eatin' it! - Danny Bonaduce You don't understand. I am retarded! You are to point and laugh at me. - Jamie White God I want a boy story! Kill something! Blow something up! I mean for God's sake do some ninja stuff, I want some blood and guts! - Stench on his son's summer reading list. Apparently all the books were girly books. I'm sure these are classic works of literature and Stench is just a moron - Jack. You just gotta love him. |