| Why prison is better than work In prison ... You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell At work ... you spend the majority of you time in an 8x6 cublicle In prison ... You get three meals a day At work ... you get one meal, and you have to pay for it In prison... You get time off for good behavior At work... You get rewarded for good behavior with more work In prison ... A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you At work ... You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors for yourself In prison ... You can watch tv and play games At work .. You get fired for watching tv and playing games In prison .. You get your own toliet At work... you have to share In prison ... They allow your family and friends to come visit you At work .. You cannot even speak to your family and friends In prison ... All expenses are paid for by taxpayers with no work required At work ... You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners In prison ... You spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out At work ... You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars In prison ... There are wardens who are often sadistic At work .. They are called supervisors In prison ... You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes At work... You get fired if you are caught |